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wow i really was drunk the last time we did kareoke
here is me, vr (yeah i snuck her in), elroy, and val http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...h&plindex=7 |
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wow i really was drunk the last time we did kareoke here is me, vr (yeah i snuck her in), elroy, and val http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...h&plindex=7 [/ QUOTE ] ha, awesome didnt know we got that on video |
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i wanna sing sweet caroline [/ QUOTE ] BUH BUH BUH |
#454
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Work sucks, thoughts?
Seriously, I want to find out who I need to suck up to this week, plz to be answering offer sheets plz |
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I didn't realize that the second part of this challenge was so complicated that I would need to set a deadline.
One person hasn't submitted, he has until 6:00PM. |
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let me tell you about a girl i know
she had a drink about an hour ago sittin in the corner by herself in a bar in downtown hell she heard a noise and she looked to the door she saw a man she'd never seen before light skin, light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile well, her heart raced as he walked through the door and took an empty seat next to her at the bar "my brand new car is parked right outside, how'd you like to go for a ride?" and she said "wait a minute, i have to think" he said "thats fine, may i please buy you a drink?" one drink turned into three or four and they left and got into his car and they drove away some place real far "now babe, the time has come, how'd you like to have a little fun?" and she said "if we could only please be on our way i will not run" THATS WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL she didnt want to he had his way she said "lets go" he said "no way" "cmon babe, its your lucky day shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way cmon baby dont be afraid if it wasn't for date rape, id never get laid" he finished up and he started the car he turned around and drove back to the bar he said "now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad" she picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar come on party people won't you listen to me? date rape styley! the next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law, went to the phone and filed a police report and then she took the guy's ass to court the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed "she lies! that little [censored]!" the judge knew that he was full of [censored] and he gave him 25 years and now his heart is filled with tears one night in jail it was getting late he was butt-raped by a large inmate and he screamed but the guards paid no attention to his cries THATS WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL the moral of the date rape story it does not pay when youre drunk and horny. but that's the way it had to be they locked him up and threw away the key well, i can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind |
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Wow HBE, that's semi-disturbing
So To lighten the mood..... Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl |
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fergilicious
but i aint promiscuous and if you were suspicious all that [censored] is fictious i blow kisses (mwha) that puts them boys on rock rock and they be lining down the block just to watch what i got |
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HOH Competition #2 - Results
The results are in. Seems I lost a PM, they were all in last night. Not my fault, I'm sick alex jacob 3816 Chuck 4064 clown 3141 HBE 509 herbie 1500 Luckay 1611 Mets 3502 nez 6592 nich 3326 Siegmund 4705 Valenzuela 5678 And, with a final score of 6,592, nez wins the Head of Household competition. Nez: You can post your nominees after 8:00PM tonight, and before Noon tomorrow. At that time, I will announce the Veto competition. |
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just a reminder:
general HBE sergeant Luckay colonel Herbie corporal Nez private Chuck we run this house |
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