Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

[Gib]

nah I don't think it woulda bothered him what I had, the guy was a 70/30 who was trying to win every pot.

[B2_eBoogaloo]

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If thats true that is a fantastic level.

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yah rly

[KingOtter]

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nah I don't think it woulda bothered him what I had, the guy was a 70/30 who was trying to win every pot.

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Oooh ooh, he was laundering money! Yah, yah! That's it!

[janne_oksanen]

Maybe he was playing hi/lo split? And btw, Don't you just hate it when you get kings in the hole and go for a raise just to realize right after doing so that razz comes after omaha, not 7 stud.

[Aaron W.]

One tabling 1-2 fishmax at Stars (first time playing online in a month). Anybody want to sweat me?

[scpi10]

I would

[OziBattler]

alright, so I dont read BBV much but i see the following used (or variants thereof) a bit...anyone care to quickly explain them . mkay thx.

grimstarred! (what did/does Grimstar to to make this part of bbv)
SSSSAAALLLAAAAZZZZAAARRRR

[MrWookie]

Some people in BBV were doing flipaments, and Grimstarr folded rather than calling. Then he lost all his rep.

[Aaron W.]

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One tabling 1-2 fishmax at Stars (first time playing online in a month). Anybody want to sweat me?

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A couple hands (non-consecutive):

Hand #1 -

PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB folds, UTG folds.

Turn: (5.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: (7.00 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB folds.

Final Pot: 7.00 BB

Results:
Hero mucks Ad, Ah.
Outcome: Hero wins 6.75 BB.
($0.50 Rake)

Hand #2 -
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (9.00 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises</font>, BB calls, Hero calls.

River: (15.00 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, BB calls, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 17.00 BB

Results:
SB shows As, 9s (a flush, Ace high).
BB shows 7s, 4s (a flush, Queen high).
Outcome: SB wins 16.50 BB.
($1.00 Rake)

That's right... flopped flush over flush over top set and turned a 4-flush board. I'm glad I hit a 6-outer to make the river a super-easy fold, but I'd rather have hit that 10-outer instead. 6 &gt; 10 and this game is rigged.

[marchron]

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LOL @ Farty McSimmons. What a retard.

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I always knew something was weird about him.