OT: [censored] thread, July, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Josem]

I just ordered some new ram for my laptop from www.crucial.com.


I then said, "Ship it, crucial."

[cakewalk]

[ QUOTE ]
BengieC,
Please explain why you posted that 96o hand?
To show you missed value?

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yea basically. such a sick river value bet

[AMT]

SIHBW SNG (and bones). I am the pwn master aka the cooler king!

PokerStars Game #10878900298: Tournament #55146648, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/07/11 - 02:04:04 (ET)
Table '55146648 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the butto
Seat 3: Zelijostocko (1310 in chips)
Seat 5: legspin (1720 in chips)
Seat 6: SilentSupra (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: blackize (1470 in chips)
Seat 9: Hypotron (1530 in chips)
Zelijostocko: posts small blind 10
legspin: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hypotron [Th Ah]
SilentSupra: folds
blackize: folds
Hypotron: raises 45 to 65
Zelijostocko: raises 125 to 190
legspin: folds
Hypotron: calls 125
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9h Jh]
Zelijostocko: bets 280
Hypotron: calls 280
*** TURN *** [Kh 9h Jh] [Qd]
Zelijostocko: bets 840 and is all-in
Hypotron: calls 840
*** RIVER *** [Kh 9h Jh Qd] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Zelijostocko: shows [Js Td] (a straight, Nine to King)
Hypotron: shows [Th Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
Hypotron collected 2640 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2640 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 9h Jh Qd Ks]
Seat 3: Zelijostocko (small blind) showed [Js Td] and lost with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 5: legspin (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: SilentSupra folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: blackize folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Hypotron (button) showed [Th Ah] and won (2640) with a flush, Ace high



GG bobbo [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[durron597]

zelijo played that about as badly as possible

[AMT]

PokerStars Game #10878959617: Tournament #55146648, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/07/11 - 02:10:38 (ET)
Table '55146648 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: LittleStuey (1230 in chips)
Seat 2: bengiec (1467 in chips)
Seat 3: legspin (1700 in chips)
Seat 5: PokerChipKKD (1550 in chips)
Seat 6: SilentSupra (1440 in chips)
Seat 7: futuredoc85 (1830 in chips)
Seat 8: Hypotron (2813 in chips)
Seat 9: blackize (1470 in chips)
Hypotron: posts small blind 10
blackize: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hypotron [2s 5s]
PokerChipKKD said, "staying at there house"
LittleStuey: folds
bengiec: folds
SilentSupra said, "he's in this house with the rest of us"
legspin: folds
PokerChipKKD: raises 50 to 70
SilentSupra: folds
LittleStuey said, "word on the street was that you ended up as an indentured corn farmer in des moines"
futuredoc85: folds
PokerChipKKD said, "hahahha"
Hypotron: raises 145 to 215
blackize: folds
PokerChipKKD: calls 145
*** FLOP *** [7s 5c 9h]
LittleStuey said, "where is your house, btw?"
Hypotron: bets 300
legspin said, "english only please"
PokerChipKKD: raises 300 to 600
bengiec said, "hola"
bengiec said, "como te llamas"
Hypotron: raises 1998 to 2598 and is all-in
PokerChipKKD: folds
PokerChipKKD said, "lawl"
bengiec said, "5400 irish spring"
Hypotron collected 1650 from pot
Hypotron: shows [2s 5s] (a pair of Fives)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1650 | Rake 0
Board [7s 5c 9h]
Seat 1: LittleStuey folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bengiec folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: legspin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PokerChipKKD folded on the Flop
Seat 6: SilentSupra folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: futuredoc85 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Hypotron (small blind) collected (1650)
Seat 9: blackize (big blind) folded before Flop


victim #2: alreturns


aaand victim #2: isura

PokerStars Game #10879105183: Tournament #55146648, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/11 - 02:27:39 (ET)
Table '55146648 2' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: LittleStuey (1395 in chips)
Seat 2: bengiec (2837 in chips)
Seat 3: legspin (1070 in chips)
Seat 6: SilentSupra (2855 in chips)
Seat 8: Hypotron (3753 in chips)
Seat 9: blackize (1590 in chips)
SilentSupra: posts small blind 15
Hypotron: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hypotron [Ac 4c]
blackize: folds
LittleStuey: folds
bengiec: folds
legspin: raises 30 to 60
SilentSupra: folds
Hypotron: raises 30 to 90
legspin: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [9d Ah 5d]
Hypotron: bets 120
legspin: raises 860 to 980 and is all-in
Hypotron: calls 860
*** TURN *** [9d Ah 5d] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [9d Ah 5d 9c] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hypotron: shows [Ac 4c] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
legspin: shows [6c Qc] (a pair of Nines)
Hypotron collected 2155 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2155 | Rake 0
Board [9d Ah 5d 9c Ks]
Seat 1: LittleStuey folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bengiec folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: legspin (button) showed [6c Qc] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: SilentSupra (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Hypotron (big blind) showed [Ac 4c] and won (2155) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 9: blackize folded before Flop (didn't bet)


lol minraiseaments

[Ditch Digger]

My buddy just told me these guidelines a few months ago. I'm not a big hater but these seem 100% spot on.

1. Never believe a word a woman says.
2. Emotions are for pussies.
3. Never get married.
4. If you ever start falling for a girl, shoot yourself you f'ing puss.

[MikeMcQ1]

Hook up with Brandi didn't quite work out, eh?

[Ditch Digger]

[ QUOTE ]
Hook up with Brandi didn't quite work out, eh?

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No, the closest I came to her was when I was at Bank of America and David Sklansky was talking to her on the phone. After reading what she said after she busted out of the main event my attraction to her has definitely decreased. I'd still hit it but it wouldn't be fun for her.

[costanza_g]

SIHWB sng - villain is AMT....god im good at this game.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG (t3907)
Hero (t3070)
SB (t5203)
BB (t1320)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t150</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t450</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t300.

Flop: (t950) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t666</font>, Hero calls t666.

Turn: (t2282) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t4087 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t1954 (All-In).

River: (t8323) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t8323

Hero shows 6c 7c
SB shows Kd Js

[MadScientist]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Hook up with Brandi didn't quite work out, eh?

[/ QUOTE ]

No, the closest I came to her was when I was at Bank of America and David Sklansky was talking to her on the phone. After reading what she said after she busted out of the main event my attraction to her has definitely decreased. I'd still hit it but it wouldn't be fun for her.

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ROFL, BoA, ZOMG.

Also, HD coverage of WSOP 2007 is awesome. And even though, I shouldn't be talking with my bad skin, Billirakis (youngest wsop bracelet winner) acne is truly intidimidating on a 50" HDTV, like it could just shoot out at any moment like Kiliminjaro.