Never Trust Anyone

[jetfish]

Anal for Ninja lessons?
And check out Askaninja.com for sure, Xcalibur isn't kidding. Lots of Ninja goodness.

[PairTheBoard]

Ninja's were not given much chance in Sklansy's matchup vs the Ultimate Fighting Champion. But I think they might have a strong aptitude for poker.

PairTheBoard

[sternroolz]

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Anyway... I'm off to a better year. I just got a job bar tending, I may be moving to Costa Rica for a little while, I have plans to get a motorcycle and take up taekwondo, and most of all ~ I have a new mind set. I'm becoming a ninja and a warrior that will fly someday .


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FYP

[GiantWalleye]

Wow, off of my computer for 2 days and I have 2 hours worth of reading on one thread. This is the best thread ever. You guys [censored] rule. Keep it coming.

[Knockwurst]

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Now... I question all... what kind of an idiot would do that? You all think Mark is such an amazing brilliant poker player and I'm a lying bitch, so why would an amazing brilliant poker player give a lying bitch his password and tell her to play 10-20. hmmmmmmm.......

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This logic reminded me of an old SNL skit -- Frank Gannon, P.I. P.I.

Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: And.. can you describe the man who tried to attack you?

Co-Ed: Describe him? I know his name.. I know where he lives!

Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Wait a minute.. you know this guy?

Co-Ed: Yes! I told you we were on a date!

Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Now, why would you date an attempted rapist?


Another classic from the same episode:


(Inside a vandalized abortion clinic)

Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Let's review, Woody.. alright.. let me tell you what we've got here. [ reads from his notes ] It appears that a mob of young black men, angry over the Rodney King verdict, looted the clinic and stole the files.

Rudy: A-ha.. but, Gannon, why would they steal the files of an abortion clinic?

Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Now your inexperience is showing, Rudy. Obviously, they were looking for names and addresses of the loose women in the neighborhood.

Rudy: In order to impregnate them?

Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Bingo!

Dr. McAndrews: Are both of you insane?! Can't you see that this is the work of a militant anti-abortion group?!

Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Alright, doctor, if you know so much, tell me this: why would a mob of young black men join an anti-abortion group?

Dr. McAndrews: There were no black men!

Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Then, how do you explain the damage here to your clinic?

[ Dr. McAndrews throws her arms up in disgust ]

Rudy: It sounds like someone hasn't been paying attention to the news lately.

Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Good point, Rudy.

[Jack Bando]

Knockwurst, thanks for the skits. Who was in them?

[Golden_Rhino]

If you take away the fact that the people involved are quasi-celebrities, haven't we all dated a crazy chick? They have a way of making the most absurd things sound normal, and they also have a knack for somehow always being the victim of the story.

[Sponger.]

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Knockwurst, thanks for the skits. Who was in them?

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Dr. McAndrews.....Julia Sweeney
Raymond.....Phil Hartman
Frank Gannon P.I. P.I......Kevin Nealon
Rudy.....Woody Harrelson
Dr. Griffin.....Ellen Cleghorne
Co-Ed.....Victoria Jackson

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91tgannon.phtml

[Mr Hobo]

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I just want to know how Brandi's Xmas was. Did it beat Thanksgiving, and did you have to use up any of your remaining $23?

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Even I have more money than her and I suck at life.

[Humble Pie]

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Even I have more money than her and I suck at life.


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