Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

[MrWookie]

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hey guise i'm an addict lol

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I'm an addict, too

You're logging are on, but you do go,
Your account is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another ban, for my own sake

You can't reply, you can't post
Theres no doubt, your account is toast
Your throat is tight, you cant breathe
Another ban is all I need

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stick, oh yeah

Its closer to the truth to say I've got other plans,
You know you're gonna have to face it, I'm addicted to bans.

[knockonwood]

Anyone read the mathematics of poker? Got it with stars points.

[KingOtter]

PokerStars $0.10/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Button: $15.75
SB: $15.55
BB: $50.15
UTG: $27.40
CO: $25.65

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls $0.25, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises to $0.75</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises to $6</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises to $15.75 (all in)</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $50.15 (all in)</font>, UTG calls $21.40 (all in).

Flop: ($80.40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>


Turn: ($80.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>


River: ($80.40) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>


Final Pot: $80.40

Results:

Button shows Ac, Ah (a pair of Aces).
Hero shows Ad, As (a flush, Ace high).
UTG mucks Qc, Qd.
Outcome: Hero wins $45.35.
($35.05 Rake)

Holy cow did I just really pay $35 rake?

Phew... from the raw HH...
Total pot $70.65 Main pot $45.35. Side pot $23.30. | Rake $2

[KingOtter]

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-250bbs and falling. last 4.5k hands with a 42% w$SD really makes you want to keep playing.

At least you hit a good shot playing golf every once in awhile. this is pathetic I can't even win a hand.

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It's all luck anyways.

[Gib]

Online, $5/$10 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, BTN calls

Flop: (7 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets</font>, BTN calls

Turn: (4.5 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero 3-bets</font>, BTN calls

River: (10.5 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets</font>, BTN calls

Results: 12.5 BB Pot (0.3 BB Rake)
BTN mucked 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Fives) and LOST (-6 BB NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Fives) and WON 12.2 BB (+6.2 BB NET)

[bozlax]

zomg, Gib is channelling 2006 Miles!

Gotta love his value-call on the river. You obv had 33.

[Xylocain]

I think I find the turn raise more surreal than the river call.

[bozlax]

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I think I find the turn raise more surreal than the river call.

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100% standard 5/10 blind-war e-peening. Gib's 3-jack is beautiful, but I threw up in my mouth a bit just reading it...I gotta be way drunker to make that move myself.

[Gib]

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zomg, Gib is channelling 2006 Miles!

Gotta love his value-call on the river. You obv had 33.

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lol it woulda been gold if he said in chat "i knew u were bluffing!"

[scpi10]

Could it have been a call for info. See what you're playing back with from sb?