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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:20 AM
Bill King Bill King is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

lol bump this thread plz
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:29 AM
ianlippert ianlippert is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

wow, has this thread beat Banging chicks from myspace as the longest thread ever?
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:33 AM
Bill King Bill King is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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wow, has this thread beat Banging chicks from myspace as the longest thread ever?

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its not even close
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:46 AM
disco_stu1978 disco_stu1978 is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

link please?
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:55 AM
Peter McDermott Peter McDermott is offline
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Default Re: Newhizzle\'s FTP Stats

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Brandi did you get the job?!?

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I heard she was good to go, and then as she turned around to leave, the interviewer pulled the old penis on the back routine, so she told him where he could shove his penis... I mean his job.
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Old 12-23-2006, 03:29 AM
MrFizzbin MrFizzbin is offline
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Default Re: Newhizzle\'s FTP Stats

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Brandi did you get the job?!?

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I heard she was good to go, and then as she turned around to leave, the interviewer pulled the old penis on the back routine, so she told him where he could shove his penis... I mean his job.

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So rear entry for Sat. buy-in but not for job to pay bills or put bread in the toaster. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]



lol (yes I know ur kidding) [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 12-23-2006, 06:22 AM
kurosh kurosh is offline
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Default Re: Newhizzle\'s FTP Stats

I got orange chicken and steamed dumplings today. I haven't tried the dumplings yet, but the chicken was ok. Why can't they ever use good meat?
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Old 12-23-2006, 06:28 AM
Amy1970 Amy1970 is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

I realize this is rather late in bringing this up, but I find this post right here to be the most disturbing/telling:


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Sorry for the length... to summarize: Tom Franklin is a thief.

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Out of all the allegations she brought up...possible sexual assault, mental abuse, etc...her summary is she was ripped off. Tells me the only thing she was really worried about in this whole ordeal.

I've only read about 1/2 of this entire thread (and I think I'm done...too much to read), but that 2nd post she made has been disturbing me from the start.
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Old 12-23-2006, 10:03 AM
Ron Burgundy Ron Burgundy is offline
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Default Merry Christmas Brandi

Yo Brandi, it tears me up inside that you only have $43 on Christmas.
I wanted to get you a gift that's more important than money.
So just sit down, relax, and check this out...



Girl, you know we been together, for such a long long time
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

Well, you know it's Christmas, and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you somethin so you'll know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the tie
Take a look inside...

It's my dik on your back



Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sorta gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' real special, girl...

It's my dik on your back
My dik on your back, girl
It's my dik on your back
My dik on your back, girl

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Somethin' to show you that you're second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps...



Cut a hole in the sheets



Put your junk through the sheets



Put your dik on her back

And that's the way you do it

It's my dik on your back
My dik on your back, girl
It's my dik on your back
My dik on your back, girl

Christmas...

My dik on your back



Hannukah...

My dik on your back



Kwanzaa...

My dik on your back



Every single holiday, dik on your back
Over at Bellagio, dik on your back
Cash games on the internet, dik on your back
Backpackin' through Africa, dik on your back

It's my dik on your back


[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you girl. I hope you like my present.
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Old 12-23-2006, 10:20 AM
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Default Re: Merry Christmas Brandi

BEST POST EVAR
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