*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[PITTM]

GA seems like he would kidnap artists over actors imo. not saying that actors arent artists!

[Wheelzie]

Woah look out now~!!! she got her ammunition ammunition. Hit the decks now!

[Smell The Glove]

This probably doesn't fit with this thread, because it's about sex with my girlfriend, but it's not quite worthy of its own thread. Inspired by the Write-a-Prisoner thread, i got my girlfriend to "play" as an inmate and I was going to see her for a conjugal visit. wowowowowowow awesome. We took the posters off the wall, used different bedsheets, covered up her bookshelf and desk and drawers (to make a more sterile atmosphere ldo).
brag: she was super-into-it
beat: none?
variance?: she told me afterwards that her dad was in prison when she was a kid.

[Droogie]

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brag: she was super-into-it
variance?: she told me afterwards that her dad was in prison when she was a kid.

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Niiiiiice

[Georgia Avenue]

STG you hit the jackpot didnt you?

Here's the beat: If you guys ever break up it will suck having secks with vanilla bitches who won't even say "F me like yr little whore" when you ask them to.

[Smell The Glove]

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STG you hit the jackpot didnt you?

Here's the beat: If you guys ever break up it will suck having secks with vanilla bitches who won't even say "F me like yr little whore" when you ask them to.

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ya i know. she's really nice too.

[wdead]

Ok so this girl is really cute and Spanish. Met her on match. I need to step it up, but not sure what the best line is.

We went back and forth. I told her she looked better without a hat (her profile pic features a hat). She said thanks bla bla (It was supposed to be a slight neg not a compliment...)

She says she likes theme parks, so then Im like: Theme parks are pretty sweet, but I dunno much about the theme park scene scene out here.

She then responds with this email.

Well I frequent Disneyland more then any other theme park in the area coz I have an annual pass for there. I actually am planning to this weekend coz one of my favorite bands is goin to be there. yay for Sandbox!! ^_^

Now, I dont actually want to go to a theme park with her, so I shoulda not even talked about them, cuz that is a really long date and I wanna keep the first one short. So how do I transition from themeparks to me and her in a bar, while also demonstrating my awesomeness. We are near the maximum email exchange I want to have.

[Georgia Avenue]

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Man, that sounds sweet I should check it out there. Why don't we talk about this more over coffee? I need to make sure I know what I'm doing before I go out there...like on the teacups--can I wave my arms around or will they get chopped off? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

My number is ________


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I like ending with the number because its kinda final. She can write back but its clear that you're done f-kin around.

[rakemeplz]

feel like making
feel like making love
feel like making love
feel like making love
feel like making love toooooooo you

[Georgia Avenue]

This is appropos of nothing, but how stupid do you have to be to make this your #1 photo on match.com?




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I'm just itching to message this chick!


ITCH ITCH