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Old 03-06-2007, 01:34 PM
crzylgs crzylgs is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

How about:

I am functionally retarded.
I am marginally intelligent.

I am functionally retarded.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:48 PM
benza13 benza13 is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

[ QUOTE ]
I think everybody should end their posts with one of the two following sentences:

I am being serious
I am not being serious

Whichever applies.

I am being serious.

[/ QUOTE ]

Its not that hard to figure out for most of the posts anyhow.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:52 PM
SlowHabit SlowHabit is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

Get a PI to know where scammer is.

Select any minority gang of your choice. I prefer Asians, not because I'm Asian, but because they're experienced in dealing with situations such as making other people pay.

Let the selected gang know about scammer's destination.

You'll feel even better than getting your money back. Then you'll feel bad because he might not be normal again. And no one will or think of Grimming you in the future.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:54 PM
Josh. Josh. is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

hmm 130k is a lot of money
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  #425  
Old 03-06-2007, 02:11 PM
bigshowmack bigshowmack is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

I just mailed a spare laptop case to pokerstars headquarters and attached a note to it asking Lee Jones to please forward it to 'Grimmstar'. He needs somewhere to put all these donations after he cashes them out after all.
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  #426  
Old 03-06-2007, 02:16 PM
Weir Weir is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

HAY GUYS, IM GOING TO VEGAS IN A COUPLE DAYZ.

WHO WANTS TO COME WITH. I AM A HIGH LIMIT BALLER WHO WILL BE STAYING AT THE BELLAGIO. I NEED A ROOMMATE TO SPLIT THE COST. MAKE SURE YOU BRING AT LEAST 200K B/C WE WILL BE PLAYING IN THE BIG GAME.

YOU HAVE NEVER MET ME BUT I ASSURE YOU I AM REAL AND PLAY CARDS.



THIS IS PROOF. NOW THAT YOU TRUST ME I CANT WAIT TO HAVE A FUN TIME IN VEGAS !!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

PLEASE KEEP YOUR MONEY IN THE HOTEL ROOM SO I CAN SEE IT SO I CAN VERIFY YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO PLAY THE BIG GAME. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:37 PM
holyfield5 holyfield5 is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

man the last 6 pages of leveling ruined this thread, thanks for nothing jerks
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:41 PM
DeezNuts DeezNuts is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

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hmm 130k is a lot of money

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POTY.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:52 PM
StarkNaked StarkNaked is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

Grim update?????
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Old 03-06-2007, 03:07 PM
The DaveR The DaveR is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

Thread is boring. When does Brandi or Newhizzle enter story? At this point I'd settle for Dean losing his virginity.
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