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[dtan05]

TheTaker, hope you die.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2384872441: Table Garwood (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:24:28 ET - 2007/05/09
Seat 1: For_The_Shire ($414.50)
Seat 2: GimmeYourCandy ($539.50)
Seat 3: d4donkey ($394)
Seat 4: Magistr_Ludi ($418)
Seat 5: TheTaker ($396.30)
Seat 6: 7moneymike7 ($1,092.05)
7moneymike7 posts the small blind of $2
For_The_Shire posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GimmeYourCandy [As Ah]
GimmeYourCandy raises to $14
d4donkey folds
Magistr_Ludi folds
TheTaker raises to $48
7moneymike7 folds
For_The_Shire folds
GimmeYourCandy calls $34
*** FLOP *** [3s Tc Qh]
GimmeYourCandy checks
TheTaker bets $83
GimmeYourCandy raises to $166
7moneymike7: wow
TheTaker raises to $348.30, and is all in
GimmeYourCandy calls $182.30
TheTaker shows [Kh Qc]
GimmeYourCandy shows [As Ah]
7moneymike7: wow
*** TURN *** [3s Tc Qh] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [3s Tc Qh Qs] [Qd]
TheTaker shows four of a kind, Queens
GimmeYourCandy shows a full house, Queens full of Aces
TheTaker wins the pot ($795.60) with four of a kind, Queens
GimmeYourCandy: omfg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $798.60 | Rake $3
Board: [3s Tc Qh Qs Qd]
Seat 1: For_The_Shire (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: GimmeYourCandy showed [As Ah] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Seat 3: d4donkey didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Magistr_Ludi didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: TheTaker (button) showed [Kh Qc] and won ($795.60) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: 7moneymike7 (small blind) folded before the Flop

[tagtastic]

http://www.cardrunners.com/fusetalk/...cfm?forumid=25

totally speechless at cts up $265k so far this month.

[BDaws]

$350k now. Check his BBV thread.

[tagtastic]

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$350k now. Check his BBV thread.

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $612.10
MUCKEMSAYUHH: $1,148.30
UTG: $773.75
CO: $219.70
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $1,394.55</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, 2 folds, MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $10

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($30) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $22</font>, MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $22

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($74) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $50</font>, MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($174) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $115</font>, MUCKEMSAYUHH folds
Uncalled bet of $115.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $174.00 ($3 Rake)


I show, then make a rounders joke about bluffing out Chan w/ rags. This was December 1st, 2006. CTS goes on to make like a million dollars since then. I'm still playing the same limits.

???

[snakekilla88]

still not sure what I think of this hand given my image and history, but it sucks to get stacked for this many bb. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

PokerStars Game #9825511995: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/05/09 - 12:03:56 (ET)
Table 'Pythia II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: zzoneSoO ($1297.25 in chips)
Seat 2: NoYouWont ($1691.15 in chips)
Seat 3: VaeSolis ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: Del Conte 63 ($252 in chips)
Seat 5: teacuppoker ($824.70 in chips)
Seat 6: HaLoHaLo ($400 in chips)
teacuppoker: posts small blind $2
HaLoHaLo: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NoYouWont [3s 3h]
zzoneSoO: raises $12 to $16
NoYouWont: calls $16
VaeSolis: folds
Del Conte 63: folds
teacuppoker: folds
HaLoHaLo: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ah 5s 3d]
zzoneSoO: bets $16
NoYouWont: raises $36 to $52
zzoneSoO: raises $36 to $88
NoYouWont: calls $36
*** TURN *** [Ah 5s 3d] [6s]
zzoneSoO: checks
NoYouWont: bets $175
zzoneSoO: raises $261 to $436
NoYouWont: calls $261
*** RIVER *** [Ah 5s 3d 6s] [Js]
zzoneSoO: bets $757.25 and is all-in
NoYouWont: calls $757.25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zzoneSoO: shows [Ad Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
NoYouWont: mucks hand
zzoneSoO collected $2597.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2600.50 | Rake $3
Board [Ah 5s 3d 6s Js]
Seat 1: zzoneSoO showed [Ad Ac] and won ($2597.50) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: NoYouWont mucked [3s 3h]
Seat 3: VaeSolis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Del Conte 63 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: teacuppoker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HaLoHaLo (big blind) folded before Flop

[dtan05]

I might find a fold on the turn, if he's your avg uncreative TAG.

[Jay Riall]

Yeah I definitely fold either the turn or the river. Banking on him having AK or Aces up or something is not good imo.

[Sponger.]

I swear this is the very first hand I've played on full tilt in 3 weeks...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2386519348: Table Gull (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:02:52 ET - 2007/05/09
Seat 1: Maf54 ($400)
Seat 2: Bust da Nuts ($200.45)
Bust da Nuts is feeling happy
Maf54 posts the small blind of $2
Bust da Nuts posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maf54 [As Ah]
Maf54 raises to $12
Bust da Nuts calls $8
*** FLOP *** [3d Jc 2d]
Bust da Nuts checks
Maf54 bets $20
Bust da Nuts raises to $60
Maf54 calls $40
*** TURN *** [3d Jc 2d] [6h]
Bust da Nuts bets $80
Maf54 raises to $328, and is all in
Bust da Nuts calls $48.45, and is all in
Maf54 shows [As Ah]
Bust da Nuts shows [2h Jh]
Uncalled bet of $199.55 returned to Maf54
*** RIVER *** [3d Jc 2d 6h] [7d]
Maf54 shows a pair of Aces
Bust da Nuts shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Bust da Nuts wins the pot ($400.40) with two pair, Jacks and Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $400.90 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3d Jc 2d 6h 7d]
Seat 1: Maf54 (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Bust da Nuts (big blind) showed [2h Jh] and won ($400.40) with two pair, Jacks and Twos

and then he hits and runs obv

[TheWorstPlayer]

OMG! HE SHORT STACKED AND THEN HIT AND RUN! WHAT TYPE OF JACKASS WOULD DO THAT SPONGER???!??!?!?!?!

[Sponger.]

you don't think it is amusing that after taking a 3 week break from poker (well, besides short stacking my entire stars roll for a few minutes the other day) that I get aces on my first hand and double someone up? no?