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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:23 PM
Bump-en-Stein Bump-en-Stein is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

Sup Bro?

While this epic thread awaits further developments, you can finally address Ice Man's slanderous accusations against you. We've been waiting for a while.

The true Ice Man gave his account away, and we don't know if the new Ice Man is up to the test.

Its a good time to clear all this up.

Sup Bro in Da Club

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sup bro knows that the ladies always go for a man in uniform - I'm always wearing mine.




Ice Man saw sup bro at the club wearing his high school lettermens jacket. He really was all county in 1995. It was hard to see what school he went to because the whole jacket was covered in patches and a large-stitch "SUP BRO '95" on the back. As you know, to get more patches, all-county defensive linemen go out for track and field in the Spring and end up doing the shotput.




The jacket was a perfect match for sup bro's tri-colored Zabazz pants and ASICS wrestling shoes. I am not sure, but I think I saw sup bro double-fisting ZIMA.




Ice Man didn't leave with any women, Ice Man boned them right there in the VIP room. sup bro took home a straggler.

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Old 12-21-2006, 12:26 PM
Little_Luck Little_Luck is offline
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How is Matusow not on the bottom of that list? Does he just not play stakes that high?
  #4143  
Old 12-21-2006, 12:36 PM
ICallHimGamblor ICallHimGamblor is offline
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This needs to be someones avatar.

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Too late. I thought of it first.

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Man, are you just using the failed suicide attempt of a mentally ill girl as the theme for your avatar?

Jokes and sarcastic distance is fine and everything, but you should reconsider that IMHO.

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Will you please commit suicide? I promise to make it my avatar.
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:37 PM
illuminati illuminati is offline
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jesus can we lock this before infinite downies just trash it?
  #4145  
Old 12-21-2006, 12:40 PM
By-Tor By-Tor is offline
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RUNNING MAN SPONGER!
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:46 PM
VBCardinal VBCardinal is offline
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Agreed.
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:47 PM
orange orange is offline
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sup bro?
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:51 PM
rokstedy rokstedy is offline
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I think being here live for the fake Tom Franklin was without a question the best part of the thread. I can't even describe it properly.

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third time I've said this, but it's truer every time. this was the greatest moment of the thread...

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Brandi,
Would you like me to tell these people the full story or do you want to just tell them yourself that everything that you said about me is a fabrication?

You have caused me a lot of distress over the past few months and coming public with these lies was not the right thing to do. However, I know that you are having difficult times and I have always been by your side to support you. I do not want to make anything harder for you so I will say no more as long as you acknowledge that what you said about me was not the truth.

What do you want me to do honey?


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*wrestling announcer impersonation* OH MY GAWD, ITS CAPTAIN TOM FRANKLIN, OH MMMMYYYY GAAWD */wai*

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Old 12-21-2006, 12:54 PM
rokstedy rokstedy is offline
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I hated to see this, but check out Newhizzle's stats for high stakes Limit Holdem at FTP since September.

FTP Stats since September

ouch. Stuck $320,000. No wonder he's been crying.

PairTheBoard

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In just 21 hours of play. That really is depressing.
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:57 PM
Sarahanj Sarahanj is offline
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Stop his madness. Have everyone gone crazy
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