Never Trust Anyone

[LoveDub]

I just got to the end of this thread, paging 10 pages at a time, and boy are my fingers tired. Now to read them...

[happyhappyhappy]

i feel like i just lost my virginity...

[Piemaster]

Okay, I know the songs are a bit beaten to death now, but I wrote this one so I might as well post it.


Brandi's got a Bankroll
(Based on 'Brenda's got a Baby' by 2Pac)

I hear Brandi's got a bankroll,
But Brandi's barely got a brain
A damn shame
Her cash game play is really lame.
(That's not our problem, that's up to Brandi's backing team)
Well let me show ya how it affected our community
Now Brandi never really had a clue,
Cashed in four out of six, though her play was really bad.
It's sad
Cause I bet Brandi doesn't even know
Just because you have 12k doesn't mean you don't blow

But oh, here's a thought, a new revelation
Got herself a coach to remove the temptation
Brandi got herself an old fart
She gave him all her bankroll, now that's really not smart.
She flirted quite outrageously, for a tourney fee
But Tommy didn't care to see, or give a damn if she
Went 20k in the red
As long as when the night came she gave good head.

The captain's [censored] is getting bigger
She doesn't seem to notice when he perves at her figure
24 years old, and she still calls him baby.
Stuck it in her back, but that just made her crazy.
And yet all she thinks that he'll give her back her money
She tells 2+2 and they all think that it's funny.
Whatever
He left her and she realises it's over
She blows her cash on pricey clothes and buys a toaster.

She didn't know how to get a job for a cash flow
She finds a poker geek with greasy hair but much dough
I guess he thought he'd hit that [censored], she must like geeky guys.
He didn't realise
She really didn't like him for his eyes.
Now Mark is in a cash game, losing
Brandi's in his room, and he doesn't know she's boozing.
Brandi's bleeding cash away
In a cash game playing the donk way,
I'm sorry Mark, it isn't your day

Now Brandi's got it all her own way.
She lost 30k and yet he still let her stay.
No money, no skills and still she won't get a job
Mark tried to get laid, but ended up getting robbed.
So now what's next, there's the sound of broken glass
She gives him hope of getting sex in the ass
He finally flips, and he waved her ass goodbye
BrandiRose told lies.
But one day she will fly....

[illuminati]

lock thread

[Dastone]

In before lock.

[pokulator]

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sappy yes, but for the first time i've written a news story about a forum thread and thought i'd share:

For 3 days we laughed together, sleuthed together, and most of all refreshed together. Our normal daily lives took a backseat to the ever-growing monster that had us glued in front of our computers. Money, sex, drugs, poker, adultery, and mental illness - this story had it all.

Would we ever find out if Newhizzle knew what Brandi was up to on his poker account? Was there a chance that he really only got a handjob or did he SIIHP? Would Captain Tom ever figure out the internet enough to log on and try clear his name? Creativity was everywhere while we waited for answers to these crucial questions as the best of 2p2 spawned movie posters, songs, gimmick posts, and more that will be sure to have us laughing for years.

Two of the main characters Brandi and Newhizzle stepped into the spotlight and aired their dirty laundry while other key contributors (Sponger's necessary nudes, Pokulator and Pokerwire's wild videos, Shaniac's "you smoked my weed bitch!" and the Poker Mom's ability to make sense of it all) kept the thread going between the key posts. Naming names is only to give credit where credit is due, but the real beauty of this thread is that it is a product of the entire community as a whole. Never Trust Anyone wouldn't have been as great as it was without the contributions of so many different interesting people. Who can forget BluffThis starting it off with his over the top rant, Dean busting out the HH, Cornell Fiji keeping us up late with his mildly successful Captain Tom gimmick account, and lastly/lovingly Sup Bro? stopping by to tell us how he did it back in '95.

It may still say stranger by my name but for some reason I feel like a family now after everything we've been through on 2 plus 2.

EDIT: I guess this post brought me up to newbie. glad to be here.

[Sabrazack]

SUP BRO!

[krazyace5]

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This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end


Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again


Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...strangers hand
In a...desperate land


Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah


This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end


It hurts to set you free
But youll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die


This is the end

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[Sluss]

Sup Bro?

Is it wrong that I get excited whenever Sup Bro posts?

[TheRover]

I saw about 100 new posts in this thread and figured I'd have to skim through a bunch of nothing interesting happening.

But about 10 posts in there it stood.

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