Never Trust Anyone

[kendori]

stair way to heaven Brandi style [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is hers
And she's selling her a$$ for a bankroll
And when she gets there she knows that she'll play sit n go's
With buttsx she can get what she came for


Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's selling her a$$ for a bankroll

There's a sign on the wall and she wrote it in blood
i will fly someday may have two meanings
In the bath by the sink there's a skank whose game stinks
Newhizzles trust of his password misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's selling her a$$ for a bankroll

There's a feeling she gets when she feels her back wet
And cap'ns daughter is crying as she's leaving
In her thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the weed
And the taunts of those who laugh at her looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's selling her a$$ for a bankroll

And it's whispered that then, she's with newhizzle again
Then the handjob will leave him no lubbin
And a new day will dawn as he's driving her home
and says she will give buttsx for chedder.

And it makes me wonder

If there's a hustler in your bedroom
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a penis on your back for the Spaz Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still that sit n go you then sent her on?

Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
The newhizzles's calling you to repay him
Dear lady can't you hear the fan's boo and did you know
Your busted lies on the forum's again.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a red light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you bone her very hard
stand and watch her as she plays
Where allin's are fun, except when your called
To be a fish in a sit n go
Woe oh oh oh oh oh


There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is hers
And she's selling her a$$ for a bankroll
And when she gets there she knows that she'll play sit n go's
With buttsx she can get what she came for


And she's selling ,,,, her ,,a$$,,,,,, for,, a,, bankroll,,,,,,

[Ron Burgundy]

Ok, the songs are getting old. They're all pretty much the same anyway.

[happyhappyhappy]

no way. great work. nice hand. put it in the songbook.

[PairTheBoard]

I hated to see this, but check out Newhizzle's stats for high stakes Limit Holdem at FTP since September.

FTP Stats since September

ouch. Stuck $320,000. No wonder he's been crying.

PairTheBoard

[Potvaliant]

Elvis Costello, "Accidents Will Happen"

Oh I just don't know where to begin
This thread’s gone on forever
It's now or never
Is the villian Captain Tom?
The silly champion?
You said you can’t go home
Because of your step mom

Accidents will happen
You only hit and run
you used to be a victim
Now you're not the only one

Accidents will happen
You only hit and run
I don't want to hear it
'Cause I know what you've done

There's so many fish in the sea
But even they were shocked when they saw those hand histories
You can keep him hanging on
Just change his password to “I’m Dumb”
You have a few more years to make your first million

(Chorus)

Hell it might all just be true
I’ll never know
But it's the penis in the back
That scares me so

There's so many people to see
So many poker geeks to scam on
And add to your collection
Just post in a forum
after you’ve made them cum
There'll always be someone that desperate to get some

[NCAces]

[ QUOTE ]
call me a hater, but imo that post takes away from the sup bro legacy

[/ QUOTE ]

nah, it's just like sup bro? to show in one of the greatest threads ever. Did he show up in the banging chicks on myspace thread?

sup bro? all county, baby!

NCAces

[Abones]

[ QUOTE ]
Ok, the songs are getting old. They're all pretty much the same anyway.

[/ QUOTE ]

qft

[Hamburglar]

[ QUOTE ]

FTP Stats since September



[/ QUOTE ]

that phil ivey guy's gona go places. you wait and see.

[NCAces]

[ QUOTE ]
sup bro?!?

this newby never knew sup bro?!?

I sup ologize?

[/ QUOTE ]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rt=all&vc=1

and this

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...p;Main=3645923


That'll catch you up.

NCAces

[Losing all]

Ahh to be young and rich. Dude should be sport fuqing his way up and down the strip, maybe a trophy wife somewhere down the line. But no, he's looking for true love from chip ho's. unreal