Never Trust Anyone

[george w]

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the wreck of the brandi hawbaker:




the legend lives on from two plus two on down
of the player they call the newhizzle
the player, it's said, never gets any head
because his hair is so incredibly oily

with a full stocked account - 30k was the count
brandi hawbaker sat down at the computer
but our little girl blue was a bone to be chewed
when the online professionals viewed her

the girl was the pride of newhizzles eye
coming off four cashes in tourneys
as poker players go she was hotter than most
with breasts she flashed as she pleased

texting the pro brandi set down the phone
and opened a couple of tables
after getting stacked a couple of times
was it the bottle of wine she'd been feelin?

the minraise from the button made an obvious tell
and the button showed down the top set
and brandi then new, and the railbirds did too
twas time for brandi to rebuy

evening came late, dinner would wait
when the hero dropped a couple of buyins
so she shot off a text "i'm up real big, you bet!"
in the face of another bluff all in

by 10pm time brandi said "o my god"
and moved up to chase all her losses
at midnight mark called 'i'm still up' she bawled
as newhizzle's head spinned at his losses

when all was said and done and night turned to morn
brandi had dropped thirty dimes
newhizzle walked in, he tried to sign in
and tried his password several different times

it's a surprise brandi cried, newhizzle nearly died
when he found out she'd wiped his account out
so at that point he did what any man surely would
he took his dick and rubbed one out

brandi felt sorry, her eyes full of worry
so she got down and gave him a handjob
he finished on her face, we think that's the case
either way, the girl is a nutjob

the legend lives on from two plus two on down
of the player they call the newhizzle
the player, it's said, never gets any head
because his hair is so incredibly oily

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solid

[Superfluous Man]

SUP
BRO
?

crucial.

[seaweed]

[mikech]

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when sup bro got in there he saw brandi sitting on the toilet with cuts on her legs and "all county 95" written on the wall in blood.

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sup bro?

[aejones]

this is the longest thread ever. i just started reading nvg wtf this is psycho.

brandi, there are a million ways to make it in this business and to improve.

honestly, suck it up and get better and grind out a living- there's a lot of free money out there it's v v easy to make 6 figures at this game.

[siccjay]

sup bro?

[chuckleslovakian]

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this is the longest thread ever. i just started reading nvg wtf this is psycho.

brandi, there are a million ways to make it in this business and to improve.

honestly, suck it up and get better and grind out a living- there's a lot of free money out there it's v v easy to make 6 figures at this game.

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nah, its only 3rd, just another 230 before it passes banging chicks on myspace

[benza13]

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this is the longest thread ever. i just started reading nvg wtf this is psycho.

brandi, there are a million ways to make it in this business and to improve.

honestly, suck it up and get better and grind out a living- there's a lot of free money out there it's v v easy to make 6 figures at this game.

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nah, its only 3rd, just another 230 before it passes banging chicks on myspace

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We need someone like Brian to save this thread and push it over the top like he did with myspace, might even be able to make it to #1 then.

[illuminati]

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this is the longest thread ever. i just started reading nvg wtf this is psycho.

brandi, there are a million ways to make it in this business and to improve.

honestly, suck it up and get better and grind out a living- there's a lot of free money out there it's v v easy to make 6 figures at this game.

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yeah...if she weren't such a horrible [censored] donk at cards.

[RikaKazak]

THIS THREAD IS A MONSTER!!!

Too long...I can't keep up [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]