STTF [censored] thread December (NSFW)

[JSH06]

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Yesterday night my co-worker committed suicide. This morning my wife got fired from her job. Nice [censored] way to start a week.

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Sorry to hear that bro. GL w/ everything.

[ALReturnsLOL]

Did everyone check out my awesome thread in BBV?!

[costanza_g]

AL, your thread is [censored] brilliant, and you were pretty close to me! Except for the glasses and huge nose part. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[MikeMcQ1]

Awesome Al! You don't have to draw me, you have a lot of work to do!

[Velocity]

3rd in the league in total points, but I missed the playoffs. I thought this was only supposed to be rigged against pudge?

[Klinzmann]

Some guy i don't know really well wants me to get him one of those Full Tilt custom jerseys that you only can get from the FTP shop. How much do you think it's appropriate to have him pay me for it?

[JSH06]

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Some guy i don't know really well wants me to get him one of those Full Tilt custom jerseys that you only can get from the FTP shop. How much do you think it's appropriate to have him pay me for it?

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Figure out how much in dollars each point is worth & then charge him at least the dollar amount of the total points you pay for it.

[Pudge714]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD
Email ridiculous questions for Raptor and durrrrr

[pineapple888]

A whole bunch of the multitabling regulars in the 60s are pretty much retarded, like this guy, who kept open completing into my blind. I got sick of it and shoved.

WORST "TRAP" EVAR.

I seriously hope he isn't one of us.

PokerStars Game #7304037175: Tournament #37350541, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/12/04 - 21:46:46 (ET)
Table '37350541 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: konelao (756 in chips)
Seat 4: UH Big Tex (2020 in chips)
Seat 6: AJinOK (4977 in chips)
Seat 8: pineapple888 (5747 in chips)
konelao: posts the ante 25
UH Big Tex: posts the ante 25
AJinOK: posts the ante 25
pineapple888: posts the ante 25
AJinOK: posts small blind 200
pineapple888: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pineapple888 [Qs 5h]
konelao: folds
UH Big Tex: folds
AJinOK: calls 200
pineapple888: raises 5322 to 5722 and is all-in
AJinOK: calls 4552 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7c Kh Ac]
AJinOK said, "see"
AJinOK said, "f**** off"
*** TURN *** [7c Kh Ac] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [7c Kh Ac 3c] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AJinOK: shows [Jc As] (a pair of Aces)
pineapple888: shows [Qs 5h] (high card Ace)
AJinOK collected 10004 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10004 | Rake 0
Board [7c Kh Ac 3c 8d]
Seat 1: konelao folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: UH Big Tex (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: AJinOK (small blind) showed [Jc As] and won (10004) with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: pineapple888 (big blind) showed [Qs 5h] and lost with high card Ace

[BHokie1]

If Deangelo Williams knocks me out of the Fantasy football playoffs I may have to post it in BBV.

Delhomme you [censored] throw it to Steve Smith.