Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart

[bozlax]

[ QUOTE ]
A Bud Light comercial


Not A Rickroll

enjoy

[/ QUOTE ]

Girl at Xerox: "Poop."
Guy in cubicle: "Doesn't count."
Girl at Xerox: "Shut the [censored] up!"

Gold.

[Xhad]

[ QUOTE ]
Xhad, you only slowplay when the pot is small.

Doncha know the rulz?

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I don't think the rules (lol) were created to take into account the possibility that you get HU with someone who only has 1BB left.

[MrWookie]

Wow. I'm in total shock.

Brag: I'm going to be on my dept's training grant next year. This supports 5 students each year, and I was chosen from a pool of 10 applicants in my dept. I got this award in spite of (a) having zero publications, (b) having zero pending publications, or really, having anything remotely close to publication, (c) nearly failing the student seminar course due to just barely attending enough, (d) the fact that more than one person on the decision committee thinks I'm a total flake, and (e) turning in my application two days late (this did not help (d), either). I honestly applied for this strictly to make my prof happy so that I could tell him, "Well, at least I tried," after I my application was rejected in disgust.

Beat: I'm now on the hook for extra courses next year. I've got to take them as a requirement for winning.

Variance: This award earns me exactly zero extra dollars. Instead, it just continues to cover my usual salary for the year. This grant pays my salary instead of my prof, so essentially it's an award to HIM in the amount of my annual salary.

[OziBattler]

congrats, I think. Obv your professor > professors of at least 5 other applicants [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I have no idea how this sort of grants thing works but it seems to me that you saved him monies so he 'owes you' in the form of fringe benefits that result from freeing up a portion of his salary budget. Wookie please exploit FTW. zing.

[MrWookie]

Well, I will be pulling for a new quad core, 4 GB RAM, dual monitor workstation. Will post pic when it arrives.

[marchron]

[ QUOTE ]
Xhad, you only slowplay when the pot is small.

Doncha know the rulz?

[/ QUOTE ]
The rulz are full of shyt.

[OziBattler]

I dont even care that I lost these hands.....hoorah! LRR those pockets gogogo. I table select goot

this is how you feel sexy at poker.... there is your next NC title winner right here [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. MP1 posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 (poster) checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (24 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(8 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, CO calls, SB calls, BB folds, UTG calls, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (19 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(7 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, UTG folds, Hero folds, UTG+2 calls $0.15 (All-In), MP1 folds, MP2 calls, CO calls.

River: (25.30 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 1 all-in)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, MP2 calls, CO folds.

Final Pot: 27.30 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 7c Ah (two pair, aces and sevens).
UTG+2 has 6c Jc (two pair, jacks and sixes).
MP2 has As 8h (one pair, aces).
Outcome: SB wins 27.30 BB. </font>

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (22 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(7 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, CO calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (13 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, UTG calls, CO calls, Hero folds.

River: (16 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, CO checks.

Final Pot: 16 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ks Ah (one pair, aces).
UTG has Qh 7h (two pair, queens and sevens).
CO has 8s 8c (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: CO wins 16 BB. </font>

[00Snitch]

too many cooper's?

[OziBattler]

snitch, that [censored] is hot and you know it and I run goot at 7BB/100 over 900 tonite ftw gogogo

[Neku]

Is this the right place to tell you guys that I got a freeroll to the WSOP NLHE Event (event 55). As in: no, I didn't win a satellite, yes, it's a real freeroll with a comped room at the Wynn? I'll leave you guys to eating your heart out now [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]