Never Trust Anyone

[Consi]

Just wanted to say thank you Brandi for starting this thread. It has taken me 3 days and 4 sittings to finally get caught up and it was worth it. Well, the last thousand or so posts have been fairly lame.

I also wanted to compliment you on your willingness to take care of yourself physically. Unlike many of your haters, and I'm speculating that many of them are fatties, you obviously care about appearance. Look good, feel good.

I wish you all the best in the poker world, should you choose to continue that as your endeavor. May your spiritual journey bring you joy and happines wherever that takes you. God speed.

[aheravi]

The circle-jerk factor has risen exponentially in this thread.

Still waiting for yvesaint to spill the beans...WTF?

[rokstedy]

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Just wanted to say thank you Brandi for starting this thread. It has taken me 3 days and 4 sittings to finally get caught up and it was worth it. Well, the last thousand or so posts have been fairly lame.

I also wanted to compliment you on your willingness to take care of yourself physically. Unlike many of your haters, and I'm speculating that many of them are fatties, you obviously care about appearance. Look good, feel good.

I wish you all the best in the poker world, should you choose to continue that as your endeavor. May your spiritual journey bring you joy and happines wherever that takes you. God speed.

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p.s. I'd like to back you in a satellite.

[Dastone]

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I agree this story is a good cautionary tale for all up-and-coming poker nerd soon-to-be super-successes.

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This one was mildly funny, until I saw the blood on the walls which then left me in tears. NH. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[rokstedy]

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Brandi,
Would you like me to tell these people the full story or do you want to just tell them yourself that everything that you said about me is a fabrication?

You have caused me a lot of distress over the past few months and coming public with these lies was not the right thing to do. However, I know that you are having difficult times and I have always been by your side to support you. I do not want to make anything harder for you so I will say no more as long as you acknowledge that what you said about me was not the truth.

What do you want me to do honey?

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*wrestling announcer impersonation* OH MY GAWD, ITS CAPTAIN TOM FRANKLIN, OH MMMMYYYY GAAWD */wai*

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FYI, I laughed for another hour last night thinking about this comment after closing the thread for the night. Woke up this morning...laughed some more. Maybe I'm retarded, but seriously, I thought this was the best post of the thread.

Nice work.

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At the end of this thread there should be honors for best posts. I think the wrestling announcer one deserves to get a nomination for "best funny post".
i loled anyway. yeah it turned out not to be Tom Franklin but it still worked imo.

any other nominations or categories?

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Forgot...

best catch phrase (backed in a satellite, penis on back, i will fly one day)

[Nuff]

This reminds me of a girl who used to do the same thing with MTG players back in the day, like a decade ago, Cathy something or other. There was a card in the game called Ghazban Ogre that would move from person to person so that became her nickname. Makes perfect sense to me that crazy girls would pull this crap in poker too.

[Stalker1958]

videos not working for me either, except the first DB one

[SlapPappy]

Some kind person please PM me the deleted post.

[Ron Burgundy]

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David sklansky, what does a girl got to do to get a free autographed copy of top and hefap?

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From what I've heard, the girl has to be black.

[Ron Burgundy]

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Some kind person please PM me the deleted post.

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