Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[DailyHH]

For those who play on Bodog and would like datamine services, PM me or check out my profile.

[jfish]

does anybody have a large db of full tilt hu games 2/4-10/20? id be willing to pay/share my db/whatever. ty.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($257, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $148</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises all-in $343</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $943
TWP showed Qd Ac
SB mucks Kh 9d

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How did you know this guy would 1) not have Kd, and 2) call without it?

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Because he sucked.

[DerekJCEX]

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hello heater:

mostly 2/4



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niiiiiiiiiice

[SlowHabit]

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For those who play on Bodog and would like datamine services, PM me or check out my profile.

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I do not know if this matters or not but the site is legit, considering that I will be one of the coaches haha.

[jsnipes28]

i have $550.44 on Cake Poker if anyone would like to do a xfer for FTP/Stars.

[Eagles]

Wow I played so terribly today.

[Gary Stevenson]

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Wow I played so terribly today.

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what happened to nitty poker ftw$?

[Eagles]

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Wow I played so terribly today.

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what happened to nitty poker ftw$?

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Meh I didn't even play that loose I just played bad. I'll post some hands to embarrass myself into stop being an idiot.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $599.53
CO: $1210
Hero: $597
SB: $523
BB: $631.60

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $22</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($47, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $32</font>, BB calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($111, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $78</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $156</font>, Hero calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($423, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $421.6</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $387</font>.
Uncalled bets: $34.6 returned to BB.

Results:
Final pot: $1197
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows Ac As </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero doesn't show Td Qd </font>

I guess I should have shoved the turn which I wouldn't really mind but once the river comes I just spewed $400.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $609
UTG+1: $599.25
CO: $791.30
Button: $576
SB: $114
Hero: $941.85

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $30</font>, Button calls, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $120</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $210</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $821.85</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $405</font>.
Uncalled bets: $326.85 returned to Hero.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($-489, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1293)


Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($-489, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1293)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($-489, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1293)


Results:
Final pot: $-489
<font color="#ffffff">UTG shows Ac As </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows Ks Ah </font>

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Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $150.80
Button: $790.80
SB: $678
Hero: $1065.65

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $21</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $72</font>, Button calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($147, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $90</font>, Button calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($327, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($327, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $402</font>, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1131
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows Qc Kc </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button shows Ts As </font>

I have no idea what I was thinking here.


Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $840.45
CO: $357
Button: $598.10
Hero: $718
BB: $1598.10

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $22</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($44, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $32</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $102</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($248, 2 players)
Hero checks.<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $250</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $594</font>, BB calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($248, 2 players)
Results:
Final pot: $1436
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows 9c 8d </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero doesn't show Ks Kc </font>


Easiest flop 3bet ever. I don't think the turn is that bad because I think his range is like an 8/flush draws.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $600
Button: $609
SB: $512
Hero: $634

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $24</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($48, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $36</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($120, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $66</font>, SB calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($252, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero folds.

Results:
Final pot: $252

And then this to end the day put me on tilt and I just quit down 7 buyins

[cts]

when UTG limp/min4bets its probably time to pitch the ole ace king