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#31
04-17-2006, 02:07 PM
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Re: Weirdest place you\'ve whacked it??
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There are some sick fcks in here. I don't even think I could get an erection in a port-a-potty. [/ QUOTE ] I used to think that too, but then I went out with this really naughty girl and she ended up taking a dump on my chest. I absolutely loved it and will pay prostitutes from time to time do this to me when my current girlfriend refuses. I can't go into a port a poddy now without getting an erection because I think there is a good chance that a hot girl took that dump in the bottom of it and I want to be covered in it. 
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#33
04-17-2006, 02:15 PM
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Re: Weirdest place you\'ve whacked it??
Oh yeah, I just remembered a jerking off story about a guy from my college.
He was really wasted and walking between parties. There was a car parked on the side of the street with two girls sitting in the back seat. For whatever reason, he proceeded to jump on the hood of the car and jack off on the windshield. He is now a registered sex offender. He earned the nickname "The car-jacker"
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#34
04-17-2006, 02:39 PM
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Re: Weirdest place you\'ve whacked it??
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Oh yeah, I just remembered a jerking off story about a guy from my college. He was really wasted and walking between parties. There was a car parked on the side of the street with two girls sitting in the back seat. For whatever reason, he proceeded to jump on the hood of the car and jack off on the windshield. He is now a registered sex offender. He earned the nickname "The car-jacker" [/ QUOTE ] What is the over/under on this story being real?
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#35
04-17-2006, 02:40 PM
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[ QUOTE ] I've done it during class in HS as well...I was at the back, and sat next to a really hot girl...it was actually skillfully done. [/ QUOTE ] thats probably what you think, she probably thought, "is the creep really touching himself? what do i do? oh god this is so gross" [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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#36
04-17-2006, 02:48 PM
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Re: Weirdest place you\'ve whacked it??
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[ QUOTE ] There are some sick fcks in here. I don't even think I could get an erection in a port-a-potty. [/ QUOTE ] I used to think that too, but then I went out with this really naughty girl and she ended up taking a dump on my chest. I absolutely loved it and will pay prostitutes from time to time do this to me when my current girlfriend refuses. I can't go into a port a poddy now without getting an erection because I think there is a good chance that a hot girl took that dump in the bottom of it and I want to be covered in it. [/ QUOTE ] W T F
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#37
04-17-2006, 02:50 PM
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Re: Weirdest place you\'ve whacked it??
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] There are some sick fcks in here. I don't even think I could get an erection in a port-a-potty. [/ QUOTE ] I used to think that too, but then I went out with this really naughty girl and she ended up taking a dump on my chest. I absolutely loved it and will pay prostitutes from time to time do this to me when my current girlfriend refuses. I can't go into a port a poddy now without getting an erection because I think there is a good chance that a hot girl took that dump in the bottom of it and I want to be covered in it. [/ QUOTE ] W T F [/ QUOTE ] No kidding...
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#38
04-17-2006, 02:52 PM
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Re: Weirdest place you\'ve whacked it??
I watched "Atlantic City Hookers" on HBO on demand.
One hooker said a high roller had recently taken her up to his suite. He had had a dinner by candle light prepared, but the plates had no food on them and the champagne glasses were empty. He then proceeded to pay her to poop on the plate and piss in the champagne glasses. Then he gobbled the whole thing up and washed it down with her piss.
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#40
04-17-2006, 03:24 PM
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Re: Weirdest place you\'ve whacked it??
airplane bathroom
also while driving
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