Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

[EvanJC]

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2)ROFLMOWMEOFWMOFOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW

my two favorites

[ohead]

I dont think i can say them here.. but lets just say ive gotten my chat revoked 4 or 5 times from partypoker for saying them...

[Iolaus]

"Would you mind picking some keno numbers for me?"

i LIKE THE MONKEYBINGO ONE

[oddsock]

"YYYEEEESSSS! It's a retard party!!!!!!!!!!."

[Tony Eusebio]

oh yeah, well i had sex with your wife!

[elcastigador]

It's not that offensive but what sets me off at the table has been said on several occasions. A guy sucks out or coolers me and then proceeds to say "You're so easy to read it's ridiculous/how bad you are" And then immediately sits out.

I usually don't respond and proceed to evolve into a spewy tilt monkey if I don't stand up. That or just say "LOLZ NH SIRS"

[Nibster]

[ QUOTE ]
At least my mother isn't a whore.

[/ QUOTE ]

My favorite.

[jasonfish11]

"Jesus if this guy doesnt go broke I will glorify your name."
"Guess I wont need to go to church any more"

and
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries."

Almost forgot one of my favorites.
You "nh"
him "ty"
you "for me to poop on"
but that only works if you think they will say ty. If not you just need to let it go and try again later.

[luckbox666]

i hope your kids get cancer