rate this resignation...

[Poofler]

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nice. I love reading the e-mails of people quitting big law firms and they just cc everyone and let it all out.


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Here's a site with some good ones.

OP, this is pretty tame compared to some I've seen. To make up for the lame resignation letter we demand you provide pics.

-Al

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yeah, i read that site daily.


here's one:

From: [REDACTED] Sent: Thursday, May 27, 2004 1:11 PM Subject: FW: Goodbye…

As many of you are aware, today is my last day at the firm. It is time for me to move on and I want you to know that I have accepted a position as “Trophy Husband”. This decision was quite easy and took little consideration. However, I am confident this new role represents a welcome change in my life and a step up from my current situation. While I have a high degree of personal respect for PHJW as a law firm, and I have made wonderful friendships during my time here, I am no longer comfortable working for a group largely populated by gossips, backstabbers and Napoleonic personalities. In fact, I dare say that I would rather be dressed up like a pinata and beaten than remain with this group any longer. I wish you continued success in your goals to turn vibrant, productive, dedicated associates into an aimless, shambling group of dry, lifeless husks.

May the smoke from any bridges I burn today be seen far and wide.

Respectfully submitted,

[SIGNED]

ps. Achilles absent, was Achilles still. (Homer)

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Now there is a terrific short and sweet "[censored] you" resignation. The letter in the OP is both poorly written and lacking in witty insults. It really is sort of a "wahhhhh".

[KilgoreTrout]

This teacher is a dope. Good riddance.

The OP appears foolish for posting this. How can someone who can't even construct a simple letter of resignation, free of typos and grammar errors, be expected to teach kids? Did she actually grade their work (if so, she would be grading there work or they're work, but not their work).

[Bakes]

the ladder?

[Georgia Avenue]

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I hope she taught a math or science.


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I'm pretty sure it's the ladder.

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Read wiper's post-- he confirmed it's neither/or.

[Jim14Qc]

She didn't give notice. Bitch.

[Dids]

Who the [censored] takes a teaching job without realizing it's a 60 hour per week obligation. I assume they tell you this at some point when you're getting your teaching cert.

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I am writing to submit my resignation. I will not be there on Monday. I am no longer able to continue due to the atmosphere and overwhelming additional duties. I was not made aware of these when I was hired.

Yes, I am sure that they were outlined in the job description, but I was not informed that it was a 50-60 hour per week job. As the duties have been, week after week, heaped upon me with the like it or lump it attitude, I guess I am opting for the ladder.

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Nice to see she taught at a charter school.

Also, way to burn a bridge!

Edit: I guess I should read the replies before making my reply!

[ThaSaltCracka]

I rate this resignation a 1 out of 10.

[Jzo19]

OP email the teacher with a link to this thread (that'll teach her not to CC you her personal crap).....and if you have any pictures , plz share.

[Jim14Qc]

Oh btw, if you want to know what a true ownage in resigning is, here goes:

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Wor...esignation.htm

already posted I assume.