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#31
10-05-2007, 10:11 AM
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Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?
Meh, you can better than a run of the mill ambulance chaser. You are a doctor. Raise your bar to at least C-list actresses or very hot strippers under the age of 22.
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#32
10-05-2007, 10:19 AM
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Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?
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Meh, you can better than a run of the mill ambulance chaser. You are a doctor. Raise your bar to at least C-list actresses or very hot strippers under the age of 22. [/ QUOTE ] Date Lawyer, Meet Actress clients, drop lawyer, date actress
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#35
10-05-2007, 11:12 AM
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[ QUOTE ] 5'10" [/ QUOTE ] Ew. [/ QUOTE ] Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question.
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#36
10-05-2007, 11:14 AM
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Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 5'10" [/ QUOTE ] Ew. [/ QUOTE ] Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question. [/ QUOTE ] I think I was saying that women who are 5'10" aren't hot. EDIT: And IMO, only redheads who don't exhibit typical ginger-kid characteristics are hot.
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#37
10-05-2007, 11:24 AM
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Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 5'10" [/ QUOTE ] Ew. [/ QUOTE ] Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question. [/ QUOTE ] I think I was saying that women who are 5'10" aren't hot. EDIT: And IMO, only redheads who don't exhibit typical ginger-kid characteristics are hot. [/ QUOTE ] Don't forget we have many vertically challenged jews and asians in here. My good friend jmench is only 5'6" and would think the same. Not everyone is 6' or taller so that a 5'10" woman isn't huge to them.
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#38
10-05-2007, 12:08 PM
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Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 5'10" [/ QUOTE ] Ew. [/ QUOTE ] Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question. [/ QUOTE ] I think I was saying that women who are 5'10" aren't hot. [/ QUOTE ] Ghey. Amazonion women are uber-hot. Long legged, wide hipped, large breasted. Mmm.....yum.
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#39
10-05-2007, 12:13 PM
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Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 5'10" [/ QUOTE ] Ew. [/ QUOTE ] Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question. [/ QUOTE ] I think I was saying that women who are 5'10" aren't hot. [/ QUOTE ] Ghey. Amazonion women are uber-hot. Long legged, wide hipped, large breasted. Mmm.....yum. [/ QUOTE ] First time I've been called gay for not enjoying a fairly masculine attribute.
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#40
10-05-2007, 12:14 PM
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Wait, this girl is smoking hot but she is a lawyer? I have the perfect playbook for you. Step 1: The setup She will be going to the concert with you. You should, of course, be wearing formal wear, such as a tuxedo. Make sure that you are wearing a bow tie. Bring along with you a tennis ball. Arrange things so that you meet her in a wide open space, such as the auditorium or grand hall. Step 2: The meeting You are ready to meet her. Upon seeing her, greet her as if nothing has happened. If all goes to plan, she will start to apologize. This is your cue! Move on to: Step 3: T-minus zero Give her five dollars, then throw the tennis ball away. Say, "Whoops! There goes my tennis ball!" If all has gone well, she will stand there with a confused look on her face and a five dollar bill in her hand, while the tennis ball bounces away. Step 4: Close the deal Grab her boobies. [/ QUOTE ] This is hilarious, but I feel like I'm missing some sort of inside joke about $5 bills and tennis balls.
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