super leveled by girl at college, next move?

[bonds]

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Step one: get a can of corn...

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This is the obvious play. And make sure that [censored] is whole kernel.

[denco]

You should prolly get her pregnant..she'll have no other choice but to marry you.

[absoludicrous]

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Step one: get a can of corn...

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Step two: eat it because you're depressed and stressed out about a girl who's played you. Get fat, die lonely.

[rafiki]

haha ok ok someone has to explain the corn. I'm laughing but I'm sure I don't get it.

[neuroman]

SEE STEP TWO ABOVE

[apefish]

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Step one: get a can of corn...

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Step two: eat it because you're depressed and stressed out about a girl who's played you. Get fat, die lonely.

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Please to be stopping reading my diary.

[quinn]

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I found myself in a very similar situation over a year ago (only diff is the bf went to the same school, but was still a high school "relic")

I am now cutting off Phyllis's head with a chainsaw! Reeneeeneeeenee

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[im a model]

i mean if she has a boyfriend then shes probably no stranger to love. im guessing she knows the rules, as do you. etc.

[gettinpoorer]

i get the impression that op is beyond help. slice off the dong and mail it in. you is not worthy...

[PhilBeans]

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Just proceed as usual, but if she decides she wants to have sex/fool around with you - do the freakiest/nastiest [censored] you can to her and then let her know, after you cum all over her face and chest, that you know about her boyfriend and you think she's a [censored] and to get out of your [censored] apartment.

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lol imo

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This is the correct response.