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Old 10-01-2007, 03:23 PM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway

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It is really sad that you have only met girls through terp recently (and totally struck out with them)

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Where did you get "totally struck out" from? Trips in which terp introduced me to girls:
1. I drink too much and puke twice outside a bar, follow it up with 1.5-day-long hangover...prob didn't have much of a shot with girls here
2. He introduces me to his friend from the "ImsaKidd has a fan club" thread, who I maybe kinda have a chance with except not really right now since she's kinda with someone

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Goofy:

"Hey baby, i've got a full stack"

Then as you are banging her be all like "CHOO CHOO". She will love it!
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:13 PM
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Default Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:14 PM
xSCWx xSCWx is offline
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Default Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag

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Is bigger better?
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:23 PM
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Default Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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pretty sure he hit up a pussy too.
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:36 PM
goofyballer goofyballer is offline
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Default Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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pretty sure he hit up a pussy too.

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kind of lol if it takes becoming gay to get pussy
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:38 PM
kevin017 kevin017 is offline
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Default Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway

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they only had one condom and didnt wanna hit it raw dawg, so the guy in the back just turned the condom inside out after the first guy finished

gf #2 got pregnant from guy #1

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Sperm dies when it hits oxygen. Link please?

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false, it can live for a while as long as it doesn't dry up.
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:47 PM
kolotoure kolotoure is offline
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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag

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Is bigger better?

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obv but more semen > more dick
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:49 PM
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Default Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag

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Is bigger better?

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obv but more semen > more dick

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*** You Are Now Ignoring This User ***
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:54 PM
jackflashdrive jackflashdrive is offline
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Default Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway

I have a friend who totalled his car getting a bj while driving. He tells the story like it is some great feat of masculinity. I think it just makes him look stupid.
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:05 PM
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Default Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway

One time I was getting road head while driving back from the bar and this girl jumped on my dick (she was very drunk)... I hopped a curb then pushed her off me ... pretty scary actually
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