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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
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[ QUOTE ] It is really sad that you have only met girls through terp recently (and totally struck out with them) [/ QUOTE ] Where did you get "totally struck out" from? Trips in which terp introduced me to girls: 1. I drink too much and puke twice outside a bar, follow it up with 1.5-day-long hangover...prob didn't have much of a shot with girls here 2. He introduces me to his friend from the "ImsaKidd has a fan club" thread, who I maybe kinda have a chance with except not really right now since she's kinda with someone [/ QUOTE ] Goofy: "Hey baby, i've got a full stack" Then as you are banging her be all like "CHOO CHOO". She will love it! |
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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
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[ QUOTE ] but a tard who gets laid amirite [/ QUOTE ] by penises [/ QUOTE ] that makes it a bigger brag |
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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] but a tard who gets laid amirite [/ QUOTE ] by penises [/ QUOTE ] that makes it a bigger brag [/ QUOTE ] Is bigger better? |
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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
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[ QUOTE ] but a tard who gets laid amirite [/ QUOTE ] by penises [/ QUOTE ] pretty sure he hit up a pussy too. |
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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] but a tard who gets laid amirite [/ QUOTE ] by penises [/ QUOTE ] pretty sure he hit up a pussy too. [/ QUOTE ] kind of lol if it takes becoming gay to get pussy |
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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
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[ QUOTE ] they only had one condom and didnt wanna hit it raw dawg, so the guy in the back just turned the condom inside out after the first guy finished gf #2 got pregnant from guy #1 [/ QUOTE ] Sperm dies when it hits oxygen. Link please? [/ QUOTE ] false, it can live for a while as long as it doesn't dry up. |
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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] but a tard who gets laid amirite [/ QUOTE ] by penises [/ QUOTE ] that makes it a bigger brag [/ QUOTE ] Is bigger better? [/ QUOTE ] obv but more semen > more dick |
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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] but a tard who gets laid amirite [/ QUOTE ] by penises [/ QUOTE ] that makes it a bigger brag [/ QUOTE ] Is bigger better? [/ QUOTE ] obv but more semen > more dick [/ QUOTE ] *** You Are Now Ignoring This User *** |
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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
I have a friend who totalled his car getting a bj while driving. He tells the story like it is some great feat of masculinity. I think it just makes him look stupid.
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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
One time I was getting road head while driving back from the bar and this girl jumped on my dick (she was very drunk)... I hopped a curb then pushed her off me ... pretty scary actually
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