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[Let_it_rain]

there is only one line.

I heard that people are made of 70% water, you must be made of 70% gorgeous.

[Platonic]

That one guy is right about fortune favors the bold but that line you have up there is very very ghey. Change it plz.

[Platonic]

Basically you are a damn idiot. This girl doesn't even know you. You need to research what a girl is and understand a few things.

1) She is a girl

2) Girls are emotional (this is important and you won't understand this, ever)

3) Girls have vaginas that are penetrated during sex so their overall experience is much different than whatever the hell it is you are thinking about.

4) Girls are highly responsive to the things you say so don't be a [censored] creep on facebook.

5) Girls need to be comfortable with you before you say that kind of stupid crap else shes a whore, start with something normal like "lets go out to dinner" and without being the creep that you are make it clear that you are interested in her romantically by saying something like "I think you are beautiful", and if you manage not to scare her away with your will commanding wit, then after dinner try to kiss her like a normal person you [censored] creepy [censored]

6)If she lets you into her vagina without getting to know you a little bit first go to the clinic and get tested, love juices often wet areas beyond a condom and thats all it takes.

[Platonic]

With regards to #3 and your OP, think of some dude you just met sending you a message on facebook and implying he wants to stick it in your ass. Thats about as close as you are going to come to understanding the message you are sending the girl.

[Platonic]

[censored] idiot

[keikiwai]

here's a hint

the funnier you think you are, the less funny you are

[PokerAmateur4]

You just sound creepy. You say some weird perv sounding thing and then are typing oh i mean...which makes it awkward as well as not confidant.

Saying sexual things and being forward can be cool but not like this.

[Chump Change]

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background: One month ago I work at a Geek Squad type place at my school. Girl comes in for her PC to get fixed, and I make her hot(twirling her finger in hair, laughing at all of my jokes).

I facebooked her, she accepted. I was considering AIMing her, saying "Hey, it's John, I just wanted to make sure you were satisfied with your experience at Geek Squad. Perhaps I could inspect you... I mean your computer...

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Wow that is tragic. What happened to your girlfriend?

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Hey CC, I am just thinking theoretically...

Distance is hard... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

what do you mean, tragic? pertaining to my attempt to seduce the girl or your assumption that I broke up with my gf?

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I just meant your particular line of choice was tragic. Back to the drawing board.

Feel free to use my 'your motherboard looks like it could use a RAM installation' line, free of charge.

[Chump Change]

'Nice shoes, wanna f--k?'

[Chump Change]

P.S. Please don't use any sexual innuendo about 'hard drives' or 'floppy disks'. This is the obvious double entendre that will label you forever in her eyes as an unoriginal thinker and boring individual.