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09-21-2007, 04:14 AM
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I know that personally I would much prefer being caught getting blown by a mediocre sloot than getting caught whacking off. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, for real. Just say "don't come in right now", and then lie about how decent-looking she was if your roommate doesn't see her. This makes you look way worse. BTW, what does everyone think the chances are that OP actually did get caught whacking off by his roommate, and is going to leave this thread open on his laptop with the hope that his roommate will find it and think he was getting head instead. 50/50? The "we both started masturbating out of nowhere" thing sounds kinda suspicious to me. 
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#32
09-21-2007, 05:26 AM
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Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other) [/ QUOTE ] This is one of the greatest things ever written.
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#33
09-21-2007, 05:38 AM
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If I made like one official "post your likely made up and hellishing uncomfortable if true sex story thread" would everybody just got there and spare us these threads. [/ QUOTE ] dids, this one's obvioiusly a classic [ QUOTE ] Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other). [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] She sorta guilts me into letting her blow me again. [/ QUOTE ] i mean [censored] Hemingway never wrote better than that [censored]
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#34
09-21-2007, 06:07 AM
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what does everyone think the chances are that OP actually did get caught whacking off by his roommate, and is going to leave this thread open on his laptop with the hope that his roommate will find it and think he was getting head instead? [/ QUOTE ] Kind of like what happened with the whole "spider on my naked sister" ordeal, right? OP: [ QUOTE ] Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1 [/ QUOTE ] What's your definition of "hooked up"?
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#35
09-21-2007, 06:08 AM
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OP: [ QUOTE ] Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1 [/ QUOTE ] What's your definition of "hooked up"? [/ QUOTE ] stared at through their bedroom window while they were undressing
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#36
09-21-2007, 06:50 AM
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[ QUOTE ] OP: [ QUOTE ] Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1 [/ QUOTE ] What's your definition of "hooked up"? [/ QUOTE ] stared at through their bedroom window while they were undressing [/ QUOTE ] Wtf? Only 15? YGOS?
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#37
09-21-2007, 07:52 AM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other). [/ QUOTE ] wtf? [ QUOTE ] "no, no, don't come in, I'm rubbing one out, go to the bathroom (which is on the floor)." [/ QUOTE ] WTF?!? [/ QUOTE ] This needs to be addressed. [/ QUOTE ] QFT
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#39
09-21-2007, 10:26 AM
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[ QUOTE ] OP: [ QUOTE ] Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1 [/ QUOTE ] What's your definition of "hooked up"? [/ QUOTE ] stared at through their bedroom window while they were undressing [/ QUOTE ] Ya, I just read this and wanted this addressed
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#40
09-21-2007, 11:07 AM
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Meh, head from a 5, wouldn't exactly call it a beat. Head from a 3, that's a beat. I mean, you should post pix, let us judge. [/ QUOTE ] "No woman is ugly with your dick in her mouth."
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