SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2

[74o_Clownsuit]

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Or throw another shrimp on the barbie?

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No one in Australia actually does this lol

[keikiwai]

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at least you can go and hug a duck billed platypus

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thats taking it a bit far... moderators alerted.

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or you could blow a big didgeridoo

[deaders]

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Or throw another shrimp on the barbie?

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No one in Australia actually does this lol

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Actually last christmas we cooked up a ton of prawns on the barbie.

prawns, not shrimp.

[keikiwai]

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Or throw another shrimp on the barbie?

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No one in Australia actually does this lol

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Actually last christmas we cooked up a ton of prawns on the barbie.

prawns, not shrimp.

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but did you throw or place them on the barbie?

[nuggetz87]

ok i'll keep it. and yeah freeucm's avatar is definitely the 2nd nuts that thing is hilarious.


just had the biggest LOL session of 1/2 HU IN MY LIFE. all opponents were sooo bad and just ran so good. one even challenged me to 3/6 but left after he was up $100 lol. i don't even care about keeping my identity secret anymore it's too annoying.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3570972889: Table Lion (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:10:08 ET - 2007/09/15
Seat 1: utter_milked ($264.50)
Seat 2: Fzth1 ($110.85)
utter_milked posts the small blind of $1
Fzth1 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to utter_milked [8s Qh]
utter_milked raises to $6
Fzth1 calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8d 4h]
Fzth1 bets $12
utter_milked has 15 seconds left to act
utter_milked raises to $36
Fzth1 calls $24
*** TURN *** [Qs 8d 4h] [2c]
Fzth1 bets $68.85, and is all in
utter_milked calls $68.85
Fzth1 shows [8h 2h]
utter_milked shows [8s Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8d 4h 2c] [2d]
Fzth1 shows a full house, Twos full of Eights
utter_milked shows two pair, Queens and Eights
Fzth1 wins the pot ($221.20) with a full house, Twos full of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $221.70 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs 8d 4h 2c 2d]
Seat 1: utter_milked (small blind) showed [8s Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: Fzth1 (big blind) showed [8h 2h] and won ($221.20) with a full house, Twos full of Eights


Full Tilt Poker Game #3570973531: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:10:13 ET - 2007/09/15
Seat 1: VamosRafael ($243)
Seat 2: utter_milked ($233.50)
VamosRafael posts the small blind of $1
utter_milked posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to utter_milked [As Ac]
VamosRafael raises to $6
utter_milked raises to $20
VamosRafael calls $14
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6d Qc]
utter_milked bets $32
VamosRafael has 15 seconds left to act
VamosRafael raises to $79
utter_milked raises to $213.50, and is all in
VamosRafael calls $134.50
utter_milked shows [As Ac]
VamosRafael shows [Qd 9d]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6d Qc] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6d Qc 7h] [2s]
utter_milked shows two pair, Aces and Queens
VamosRafael shows three of a kind, Queens
VamosRafael wins the pot ($466.50) with three of a kind, Queens
utter_milked is sitting out
utter_milked adds $200
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $467 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qh 6d Qc 7h 2s]
Seat 1: VamosRafael (small blind) showed [Qd 9d] and won ($466.50) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: utter_milked (big blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens


Full Tilt Poker Game #3571141038: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:30:51 ET - 2007/09/15
Seat 1: Jimmy1027 ($659)
Seat 2: utter_milked ($625.50)
Jimmy1027 posts the small blind of $3
utter_milked posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to utter_milked [Qd Th]
Jimmy1027 raises to $18
utter_milked calls $12
*** FLOP *** [8s 5s Qs]
utter_milked checks
Jimmy1027 checks
*** TURN *** [8s 5s Qs] [Qc]
utter_milked bets $27
Jimmy1027 calls $27
*** RIVER *** [8s 5s Qs Qc] [9c]
utter_milked bets $72
Jimmy1027 calls $72
*** SHOW DOWN ***
utter_milked shows [Qd Th] three of a kind, Queens
Jimmy1027 shows [6d 7d] a straight, Nine high
Jimmy1027 wins the pot ($233.50) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $234 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8s 5s Qs Qc 9c]
Seat 1: Jimmy1027 (small blind) showed [6d 7d] and won ($233.50) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 2: utter_milked (big blind) showed [Qd Th] and lost with three of a kind, Queens


and the grand finale

Full Tilt Poker Game #3571269223: Table Lion (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:46:33 ET - 2007/09/15
Seat 1: utter_milked ($820.80)
Seat 2: durbdawg ($379.10)
durbdawg posts the small blind of $1
utter_milked posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to utter_milked [Ad Jc]
durbdawg raises to $6
utter_milked raises to $22
durbdawg calls $16
*** FLOP *** [4d Ks Qd]
utter_milked bets $33
durbdawg raises to $66
utter_milked has 15 seconds left to act
utter_milked calls $33
*** TURN *** [4d Ks Qd] [Td]
utter_milked has 15 seconds left to act
utter_milked bets $122
durbdawg raises to $291.10, and is all in
utter_milked calls $169.10
durbdawg shows [Kd Kc]
utter_milked shows [Ad Jc]
*** RIVER *** [4d Ks Qd Td] [Th]
durbdawg shows a full house, Kings full of Tens
utter_milked shows a straight, Ace high
durbdawg wins the pot ($757.70) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $758.20 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4d Ks Qd Td Th]
Seat 1: utter_milked (big blind) showed [Ad Jc] and lost with a straight, Ace high
Seat 2: durbdawg (small blind) showed [Kd Kc] and won ($757.70) with a full house, Kings full of Tens

[ofishstix]

i snapcalled...although i was right this time, is this call spew?

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $59.15
BB: $187.00
Hero (UTG): $338.60
MP: $205.00
CO: $235.00
BTN: $146.15

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, 3 folds, SB calls $5.00, BB calls $4.00

Flop: ($18) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $10.00</font>, BB calls $10.00, Hero calls $10.00

Turn: ($48) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($48) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $43.15</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $43.15

Pot Size: $134.30 ($3 Rake)

SB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$59.15)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and WON (+$72.15)

[ajmargarine]

It's never spew if you win the hand. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[bubaloo]

its all about raising utg w/ 22, getting a nit who obv has an high pair (and will pay you off) min raise you, but then its not about a tilting idiot shoving in his last 35bbs w/ QJ so you have to fold the the small pair.

nit obv has kk and obv a 2 comes on the flop and 100% of the time, you would have stacked him all the time. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

but its all good caus i got the tilters stack the hand before [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

edit: ^passive/aggressive post

[Shizzle12345]

Im a complete music noob, but i just discovered a song named popcorn by essem and aitch. Can anyone recommend me similar music?

[ajmargarine]

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Im a complete music noob, but i just discovered a song named popcorn by essem and aitch. Can anyone recommend me similar music?

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http://www.pandora.com/

Put in a band you like or a song title. Makes a station that plays similar music.