Brag: Girlfriend got an abortion

[tvent37]

A suck out just when you need it (whiiiir goes the vaccuum). Youre like the Jerry Yang of abortions. Dont forget to praise jesus.

[Limesparks]

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A suck out just when you need it (whiiiir goes the vaccuum). Youre like the Jerry Yang of abortions. Dont forget to praise jesus.

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if you praise jesus for abortions im pretty sure soemthing like the end of the first or third indiana jones movies happens to you

[Weir]

have you had unprotected abortion celebration sex yet?

maybe then you can have another.

[apefish]

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The latest winner in the "I wish I could unread this, but I don't know what I expected from the title" contest

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Now that I know there is a contest I will start more threads.

Anyone available for coaching?

Blutarski?

[RunyonAve]

beat: OP has no clue how to use a condom

[demon102]

in the future dont give the girl the option of anything other than abortion, put ur foot down after all ur are the man

[SuperNooB]

Beat : She didn't wanna have kids with you,cause your to ugly .

[Rootabager]

This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

[tarheeljks]

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wow, what did her parents think?

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I'm not sure yet. I think she's gonna tell some lie to them. Hopefully I won't end up with concrete shoes.

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Like 50% of embryos spontaneously abort, it shouldn't be a big deal.

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maybe, but considering that her dad all ready came after him once. . .

[Limesparks]

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This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

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can i use this joke it'll knock em dead at the cool dude meeting