Ask me anything about being Superlame.

[pergesu]

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Please tell an anecdote about a particularly lame incident in your life.

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When I was a freshman in high school there was this chick I really liked and who apparently liked me too. We were both huge soccer fanatics so I decided one day I'd take her out to the school soccer field and ask her to be my girlfriend. So I did that, and as I was talking I said, "I kind of ramble sometimes so now is where you should say 'shut up and kiss me'" Which she did, and I think I mumbled something like, "um ru srus?" which kind of ruined the whole thing and we didn't kiss.

Flash forward to like three weeks later when we kissed for the first time which was also my first kiss. She opened her mouth, I didn't, she hit me in the teeth with her tongue and I jumped back and said, "omg your tongue touched my teeth wtf are you doing?"

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perg,

-Girl liked you in high school, let alone freshman year.
-Kissed girl in high school, let alone freshman year.

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You are so woefully unqualified to have posted this OP it's unbelievable.

[Steven_Q_Erkel]

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perg,

-Girl liked you in high school, let alone freshman year.
-Kissed girl in high school, let alone freshman year.

etc etc etc

You are so woefully unqualified to have posted this OP it's unbelievable.

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Seriously. While you were busy kissing girls who liked you I was getting stuck in turnstyles, turning beat red when talking in stutters to any girl, and getting picked last in dodgeball. Every. Time. Luckily I turned a new leaf but it sounds to me OP like you were living on easy street.

[microbet]

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this is not what the founders intended OOT to be for

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Sorry, you wear aviators, which means you're cool, thus your only usefulness in this thread is to ask me anything about being Superlame. Contribute or ban kthxbai

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Dude, just get yourself some aviators and you'll totally rule!