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08-19-2007, 03:58 AM
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Re: Brag First day at college
OMG BARRETBOY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRO.
YOU GODDAMN DEMOCRAT. FUCKINFRATS ARE SO GODDAMN COOL. TALENT EVERYHWERE. I EVEN GOT THIS SHIRT THAT HAS THE DATE OF APARTY ON IT, BUT GET THIS. IT LOOKS LIKE A BUDWEISER LOGO. FREAKING INSANE. I BET THEY DONT GIVE THOSE KIND OF SHIRTS AWAY AT YOUR LITTLE JOHN KERRY RALLY DO THEY? I THOUGHT NOT. I WORKOUT TOO, MAINLY BENCHPRESS. 
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#33
08-19-2007, 05:32 AM
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OMG BARRETBOY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRO. YOU GODDAMN DEMOCRAT. FUCKINFRATS ARE SO GODDAMN COOL. TALENT EVERYHWERE. I EVEN GOT THIS SHIRT THAT HAS THE DATE OF APARTY ON IT, BUT GET THIS. IT LOOKS LIKE A BUDWEISER LOGO. FREAKING INSANE. I BET THEY DONT GIVE THOSE KIND OF SHIRTS AWAY AT YOUR LITTLE JOHN KERRY RALLY DO THEY? I THOUGHT NOT. I WORKOUT TOO, MAINLY BENCHPRESS. [/ QUOTE ] funniest. thing. ever.
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#34
08-19-2007, 06:16 AM
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OMG BARRETBOY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRO. YOU GODDAMN DEMOCRAT. FUCKINFRATS ARE SO GODDAMN COOL. TALENT EVERYHWERE. I EVEN GOT THIS SHIRT THAT HAS THE DATE OF APARTY ON IT, BUT GET THIS. IT LOOKS LIKE A BUDWEISER LOGO. FREAKING INSANE. I BET THEY DONT GIVE THOSE KIND OF SHIRTS AWAY AT YOUR LITTLE JOHN KERRY RALLY DO THEY? I THOUGHT NOT. I WORKOUT TOO, MAINLY BENCHPRESS. [/ QUOTE ] Holy [censored] I am coming off shrooms and this is some of the funniest [censored] ive ever read. who the hell are you, damn you are hilarious
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#36
08-19-2007, 06:52 AM
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Brag- Drunk Brag- First frat party Brag- Came back to apartment with 5chicks Beat- Nothing has come from it yet... Variance- It's only 12:00 [/ QUOTE ] How can you describe it as being "only" 12 under variance? Maybe as a beat, maybe as a brag, but variance? Is it usually like 2am when you are getting ass on your first night in college?
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#38
08-19-2007, 12:17 PM
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A real tip. College is a lot like prison, it's important to establish dominance your first day. The best way to do this is to get blackout drunk and piss in someones sock drawer while they look on in horror. [/ QUOTE ] know someone that did that. not in a sock drawer, but the drawer that he kept ALL of his school books/notebooks in. He ended up owing the kid like 500$. lol
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#40
08-19-2007, 01:51 PM
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HEY MAN LOOK AT ME I GO TO COLLEGE I IS SO COOL I GOT 5 CHICKS EVERYWHERE YEAH MAN HOW ABOUT THAT YEAH CHILL OUT MAN, SURE THEY ARENT SING MY D YET, BUT DONT WORRY MAN ITS ONLY 12 IM SO COOL 12 ISNT EVEN LATE IN FACT, ITS EARLY. YEAH DOG THATS RIGHT BRO. [/ QUOTE ] hilarious
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