Pet Peeves during live MTTs

[MicroBob]

When I played the WSOP main-event a couple years the guy sitting next to me was a little bit stinky and had lousy breath.
He also liked to people-watch and talk about it so I got more of his breath than I really wanted.

[TexRef]

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old guys that get mad at me for shoving w/ <10BB's

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LOL QFT!

I played in a local tourney lately and shoved like 3 times when it was down to 6 players in about 10-12 hands... Blinds were getting so big it was either shove or fold. Old dude that doesn't understand this says "Is that the only move you know?!?" LOLOLOL

[Equal]

How about those idiots that bet the river, get called, and then refuse to show their hand? And the conservation that always follows:

"Whaddaya got?" "What do YOU got?"

"I have one pair." "Me too."

"How good a pair?" "Good pair."

"King? I have a king." "Oh, me too."

"How good's your kicker?" "I have a good kicker."

"Can you beat Jack kicker?" "Maybe, can you?"

*Slit my wrists*

[Jiganti]

Lol, these guys are the worst.

"Do you have it?" "You tell me"

"Let's see it." "Yeah.. go ahead"

[ATrebek]

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How about those idiots that bet the river, get called, and then refuse to show their hand? And the conservation that always follows:

"Whaddaya got?" "What do YOU got?"

"I have one pair." "Me too."

"How good a pair?" "Good pair."

"King? I have a king." "Oh, me too."

"How good's your kicker?" "I have a good kicker."

"Can you beat Jack kicker?" "Maybe, can you?"

*Slit my wrists*

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Response:

"Dealer is he tabling his hand or mucking?"

[sightless]

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How about those idiots that bet the river, get called, and then refuse to show their hand? And the conservation that always follows:

"Whaddaya got?" "What do YOU got?"

"I have one pair." "Me too."

"How good a pair?" "Good pair."

"King? I have a king." "Oh, me too."

"How good's your kicker?" "I have a good kicker."

"Can you beat Jack kicker?" "Maybe, can you?"

*Slit my wrists*

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you table top pair. he looks at his cards, looks at the board, looks at the cards, thinks about mucking, looks at the cards again, finally mucks.

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I just got tilted from reading these); I hate that SOOOO MUCH

I also hate when you are called on the river after raising and table your bluff. He takes 4 minutes looking at your cards, the board and his cards then finally tables 26of clubs for winning flush [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[FoxwoodsFiend]

obviously when you're shortstacked in push/fold scenario and you're just bored out of your mind because there's no thinking at all involved in your play but the other idiots at the table take 2 minutes on every decision (not stalling, just because they're retarded) and all you want to do is see if next hand you're pushing or folding. you can't even be excited about doubling up because you still won't have a stack but you end up spending 45 minutes at the poker table while actually thinking about what to do for all of 10 seconds total.

[MicroBob]

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I also hate when you are called on the river after raising and table your bluff. He takes 4 minutes looking at your cards, the board and his cards then finally tables 26of clubs for winning flush

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This can be from not really being able to see the cards from across the table.
I've kind of done this before because it was all the way across and there was some glare coming off the cards and I couldn't tell what the hell they had.

Trying to see if they made a straight when you can't tell one of the cards across the table can be kind of tricky.

[Evolve]

"Whaddaya got?" "What do YOU got?"

"I have one pair." "Me too."

"How good a pair?" "Good pair."

"King? I have a king." "Oh, me too."

"How good's your kicker?" "I have a good kicker."

"Can you beat Jack kicker?" "Maybe, can you?"


I dont know why i found that so funny... I seriously just spit up coffee on my keyboard.

[RickAstleyFan]

Playing against girls.





(just kidding)