SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[goofyballer]

How come British-derived accents sometimes say an "r" at the end of words that end in A? For example, while watching some BBC channel in Europe I kept hearing the word "Canader." Where the [censored] is Canader?

[jonyy6788]

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it bugs me when your at a table w/ 4 fish and one 2+2er and he feels the need to get in 3bet wars w/ you. I mean come on, get a clue

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soooooooooooo QFT

mintues later, fish gone b/c they can't see a flop

[Fat Nicky]

[x] read his soul

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $315.50
BB: $301.85
UTG: $733.10
Hero (CO): $197.00
BTN: $543.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $5.00

Flop: ($15) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $11.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $48.00</font>, Hero calls $37.00

Turn: ($111) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $246.85</font>, Hero calls all-in for $142.00
Uncalled bet of $104.85 returned to BB

River: ($395) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $395.00 ($3 Rake)

BB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Twos) and LOST (-$197.00)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Twos) and WON (+$195.00)

[gimmetheloot]

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it bugs me when your at a table w/ 4 fish and one 2+2er and he feels the need to get in 3bet wars w/ you. I mean come on, get a clue

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i always love having me and a reg and then 30 mins later there is me and 4 regs?

CMON GUYS I KNOW IM NOT THAAAAAAAT BAD.
And I like to double barrel, and triple barrel.
WHy do you all want to sit with me and each other so god damn often?

[BGnight]

Man, get sucked out and start playing baaaaaad. Made some bad calls and some spewy bluffs. The good part is I caught this just in time or else I'm sure I woulda dropped a couple more buy ins in no time. When I'm up like 4 buyins and then lose 1-2 I always feel I need to press to get those back before I can quit, but now I think I'm getting smarter and realize quitting ahead for the day is goooooooooood

[terp]

hey all, just wanted to share my experience with the FTP bank transfer option so far.

i initiated a cashout friday, august 3 and it just showed up in my bank today, wednesday the 15th. so while this is kind of slow (and much slower than the old eChecks option that full tilt discontinued six months ago or so), it's a no-hassle direct cashout method.

guess i'll stick with FTP...

edit: also nicky that is a sicksicksick call. please provide more details on how you even talked yourself into a flop call

[Spechel EDD]

wtf why am i so drunk and cant figure out hwo to figure out my winrate properly this [censored] is like preschool level and ive been trying to remember this formula forever now

someone help me please

[Weir]

I PLAYED A 300 HAND POKER SESSION TODAY:

4 WORST HANDS:
POKERSTARS GAME #11497030970: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/15 - 03:43:38 (ET)
Table 'Garuda II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: goldenchyld7 ($43.70 in chips)
Seat 2: bluestreakbh ($199.80 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($224.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Agdon92 ($68.10 in chips)
Seat 5: tofirstorder ($198 in chips)
Seat 6: shaneomac34 ($80.65 in chips)
tofirstorder: posts small blind $1
shaneomac34: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [As Ks]
goldenchyld7: calls $2
bluestreakbh: raises $4 to $6
Weir: raises $15 to $21
Agdon92: folds
tofirstorder: folds
shaneomac34: folds
goldenchyld7: folds
bluestreakbh: raises $23 to $44
Weir: raises $180.75 to $224.75 and is all-in
bluestreakbh: calls $155.80 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Jh 8d Jd]
*** TURN *** [Jh 8d Jd] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 8d Jd Qs] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bluestreakbh: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Weir: mucks hand
bluestreakbh collected $401.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $404.60 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 8d Jd Qs 7h]
Seat 1: goldenchyld7 folded before Flop
Seat 2: bluestreakbh showed [Ah Ac] and won ($401.60) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: Weir mucked [As Ks]
Seat 4: Agdon92 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: tofirstorder (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: shaneomac34 (big blind) folded before Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #11497552809: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/15 - 05:35:18 (ET)
Table 'Garuda II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: goos43 ($212.10 in chips)
Seat 2: bluestreakbh ($244.05 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($200 in chips)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 ($205.20 in chips)
Seat 5: thatswerd ($339.45 in chips)
Seat 6: lobo54 ($202.50 in chips)
Weir: posts small blind $1
FastEddie267: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [4h 4s]
thatswerd: raises $7 to $9
lobo54: folds
goos43: folds
bluestreakbh: folds
Weir: calls $8
FastEddie267: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h 5s 3s]
Weir: bets $15
thatswerd: raises $25 to $40
Weir: raises $136 to $176
thatswerd: raises $154.45 to $330.45 and is all-in
Weir: calls $15 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6h 5s 3s] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [6h 5s 3s 8c] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [4h 4s] (a pair of Fours)
thatswerd: shows [5c 5d] (three of a kind, Fives)
thatswerd collected $399 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $402 | Rake $3
Board [6h 5s 3s 8c As]
Seat 1: goos43 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bluestreakbh (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Weir (small blind) showed [4h 4s] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 4: FastEddie267 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: thatswerd showed [5c 5d] and won ($399) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 6: lobo54 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #11497639378: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/15 - 05:58:53 (ET)
Table 'Garuda II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: goos43 ($220.95 in chips)
Seat 2: bluestreakbh ($224.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($211.90 in chips)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 ($416.15 in chips)
Seat 5: thatswerd ($345.85 in chips)
Seat 6: CamoJr ($273.40 in chips)
FastEddie267: posts small blind $1
thatswerd: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Qc Qs]
CamoJr: folds
goos43: raises $4 to $6
bluestreakbh: folds
Weir: raises $15 to $21
FastEddie267: folds
thatswerd: folds
goos43: calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Qh Th Kc]
thatswerd leaves the table
goos43: checks
Weir: bets $35
goos43: calls $35
*** TURN *** [Qh Th Kc] [7s]
goos43: checks
Army_Dunn joins the table at seat #5
Weir: bets $155
goos43: raises $9.95 to $164.95 and is all-in
Weir: calls $0.90 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qh Th Kc 7s] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
goos43: shows [Ac Jc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Weir: mucks hand
goos43 collected $423.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $426.80 | Rake $3
Board [Qh Th Kc 7s 3c]
Seat 1: goos43 showed [Ac Jc] and won ($423.80) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: bluestreakbh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Weir (button) mucked [Qc Qs]
Seat 4: FastEddie267 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: thatswerd (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: CamoJr folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #11497422362: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/15 - 04:59:43 (ET)
Table 'Garuda II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: bluestreakbh ($294.95 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($236.20 in chips)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 ($114.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Billy John42 ($10.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Thoth73 ($288.35 in chips)
bluestreakbh: posts small blind $1
Weir: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Js Qc]
FastEddie267: folds
Billy John42: folds
Thoth73: raises $5 to $7
bluestreakbh: folds
Weir: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [8c 9s Ts]
Weir: checks
Thoth73: bets $11
Weir: raises $24 to $35
Thoth73: calls $24
*** TURN *** [8c 9s Ts] [Ks]
Weir: bets $80
Thoth73: calls $80
*** RIVER *** [8c 9s Ts Ks] [6c]
Weir: bets $114.20 and is all-in
Thoth73: calls $114.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Js Qc] (a straight, Nine to King)
Thoth73: shows [8s 5s] (a flush, King high)
Thoth73 collected $471.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $473.40 | Rake $2
Board [8c 9s Ts Ks 6c]
Seat 2: bluestreakbh (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Weir (big blind) showed [Js Qc] and lost with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 4: FastEddie267 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Billy John42 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Thoth73 (button) showed [8s 5s] and won ($471.40) with a flush, King high




HERE ARE THE 4 BEST:

POKERSTARS GAME #11497374208: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/15 - 04:47:48 (ET)
Table 'Garuda II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: CamoJr ($231.60 in chips)
Seat 2: bluestreakbh ($225.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($224.25 in chips)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 ($231.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Thoth73 ($224.45 in chips)
Thoth73: posts small blind $1
CamoJr: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ks Kd]
bluestreakbh: raises $6 to $8
Weir: raises $16 to $24
FastEddie267: folds
Thoth73: folds
CamoJr: folds
bluestreakbh: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [6s 3c 2s]
bluestreakbh: checks
tofirstorder leaves the table
Weir: bets $42
bluestreakbh: folds
Weir collected $49 from pot
Weir: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51 | Rake $2
Board [6s 3c 2s]
Seat 1: CamoJr (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: bluestreakbh folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Weir collected ($49)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Thoth73 (small blind) folded before Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #11496969233: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/15 - 03:33:52 (ET)
Table 'Garuda II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: bluestreakbh ($228 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($199.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Agdon92 ($71.35 in chips)
Weir: posts small blind $1
Agdon92: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kc Qc]
bluestreakbh: raises $4 to $6
Weir: raises $13 to $19
Agdon92: calls $17
bluestreakbh: folds
*** FLOP *** [5c 3s 7s]
Weir: bets $30
Agdon92: folds
Weir collected $43 from pot
Weir: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $44 | Rake $1
Board [5c 3s 7s]
Seat 2: bluestreakbh (button) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Weir (small blind) collected ($43)
Seat 4: Agdon92 (big blind) folded on the Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #11497347351: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/15 - 04:41:39 (ET)
Table 'Garuda II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: CamoJr ($259.20 in chips)
Seat 2: bluestreakbh ($238.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($206.25 in chips)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 ($222.70 in chips)
Seat 5: tofirstorder ($428.50 in chips)
bluestreakbh: posts small blind $1
Thoth73 has returned
Weir: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kd Ac]
FastEddie267: folds
tofirstorder: folds
CamoJr: raises $5 to $7
bluestreakbh: folds
Weir: raises $17 to $24
CamoJr: calls $17
*** FLOP *** [9c 6h As]
Weir: bets $42
CamoJr: folds
Weir collected $47 from pot
Weir: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $49 | Rake $2
Board [9c 6h As]
Seat 1: CamoJr (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: bluestreakbh (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Weir (big blind) collected ($47)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: tofirstorder folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #11497582763: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/15 - 05:43:35 (ET)
Table 'Garuda II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: goos43 ($290.95 in chips)
Seat 2: bluestreakbh ($306.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($198 in chips)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 ($210.05 in chips)
Seat 5: thatswerd ($499.45 in chips)
Seat 6: CamoJr ($200 in chips)
Weir: posts small blind $1
FastEddie267: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ad Ah]
thatswerd: folds
CamoJr: folds
goos43: folds
bluestreakbh: raises $4 to $6
Weir: raises $14 to $20
FastEddie267: folds
bluestreakbh: calls $14
*** FLOP *** [Kd Jh Td]
Weir: bets $35
bluestreakbh: folds
Weir collected $39.90 from pot
Weir: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42 | Rake $2.10
Board [Kd Jh Td]
Seat 1: goos43 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bluestreakbh (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Weir (small blind) collected ($39.90)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: thatswerd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: CamoJr folded before Flop (didn't bet)



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RESUME POSTING HANDS WHERE YOU FLOP SETS/STRAIGHTS/FLUSHES AND GO ALL IN AND WIN.

[Symbolic]

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wtf why am i so drunk and cant figure out hwo to figure out my winrate properly this [censored] is like preschool level and ive been trying to remember this formula forever now

someone help me please

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I'm asuming you can't use pokertracker for whatever reason.
Ok, so winrate (ptbb/100) = (moniez won/ hands played) x (100/big bet)

Note big bet is double the big blind.

[BigPoppa]

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How come British-derived accents sometimes say an "r" at the end of words that end in A? For example, while watching some BBC channel in Europe I kept hearing the word "Canader." Where the [censored] is Canader?

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Know one case of the exact opposite. Did my SCUBA course with a British girl named Galer who pronounced it "Gaylah".

Not too bright, but looked great with her clothes off.