I want to kill the Valet, with my bare hands. (long)

[jaydub]

Fly,

Probably someone with massive credit card debt.

J

[WayAbvPar]

The real question is- how small and inoffensive IS OP's genitalia? He is obviously compensating for something.

[canis582]

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Also, what sort of person drives a OMG BRANDS NEW $50k car, plays 2-5NL live, and is roommates with someone making ~$10/hr as his main source of income?

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Meth manufacturer?

[Tony_P]

This thread is hilarious. Thanks OOT.

[guids]

I tell the Russian security guard (6'5 310)

I wonder what the russian guy, that you were so tough to benches. maybe you two could compare diks later.

[miajag]

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This thread is hilarious. Thanks OOT.

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My favorite part is how Tex abandoned it after everyone started making fun of him.

[diebitter]

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Seriouslu quit posting this...

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[mroels]

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Also, what sort of person drives a OMG BRANDS NEW $50k car, plays 2-5NL live, and is roommates with someone making ~$10/hr as his main source of income?

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One of my neighbors is a valet and he makes much more than $10/hr. You get min wage + tips + he resells a lot of the tickets and pockets the money...easy $200/6hrs shift

[mmbt0ne]

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+ he resells a lot of the tickets and pockets the money

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I have no clue what this is, but I'd bet your roommate is a dick.

[Hopey]

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+ he resells a lot of the tickets and pockets the money

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I have no clue what this is, but I'd bet your roommate is a dick.

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Yeesh, all he's doing is stealing from his employer. Everybody does it, c'mon! He'd be a sucker not to.