Proof That I am a Pussy - Page 4

T-God · #31 08-06-2007, 10:43 PM

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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Spiders never come close to me but they get rid of other bugs while hiding in corners and [censored]. I never kill spiders.

ncboiler · #32 08-06-2007, 10:48 PM

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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Just to be perfectly clear Cincy has never slept in my bedroom.

Los Feliz Slim · #33 08-06-2007, 10:52 PM

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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Spiders never come close to me but they get rid of other bugs while hiding in corners and [censored]. I never kill spiders.

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I have a deal with spiders in my house: they eat other insects and keep to themselves, I leave them alone. If they violate the DMZ and come on anybody's beds, the deal is off and they're toast. We have an understanding.

The Farside · #34 08-06-2007, 11:00 PM

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I heard we humans swallow ~8 spiders each year when sleeping but I don't know if its true

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isnt there some stat where the average person swallows like 7 spiders a year while they are sleeping?

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Someone once told me that humans swallow 6 spiders per year in their sleep.

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I heard that humans swallow 9 spiders, 13 centipedes and a boot in their sleep every night.

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My friend told me that we swallow like 7 spiders while we are sleeping per year.

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This reminds me of this stat I heard... something like 7 or 8 spiders crawl in your mouth while you're sleeping every single year.

grando · #35 08-07-2007, 02:10 AM

wow you're not a pussy at all

my mom said that an average of 9 spiders crawl into your mouth every year while you're sleeping - I'm not sure if it's true or not...

grando · #36 08-07-2007, 02:11 AM

the spiders have a bankroll of a million dollars, but aren't poker players...

Sephus · #37 08-07-2007, 02:18 AM

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There's a snake in my boot.

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neuroman · #38 08-07-2007, 02:20 AM

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Why is a fishing lure supposed to frighten me?

kidcolin · #39 08-07-2007, 02:21 AM

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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Spiders never come close to me but they get rid of other bugs while hiding in corners and [censored]. I never kill spiders.

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I have a deal with spiders in my house: they eat other insects and keep to themselves, I leave them alone. If they violate the DMZ and come on anybody's beds, the deal is off and they're toast. We have an understanding.

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Agreed. I had one living in the floor corner of my bathroom for a good 5 weeks. On the walls in my bedroom I scoop 'em up and let them out. If they're dangerously close to the bed I just kill 'em.

kevin017 · #40 08-07-2007, 02:52 AM

i used to only be scared of the jumping spiders, which i think are actually crickets, but whatever.

then, i was sitting in a chair when a spider lowered itself down into my lap. i was watching tv when i sortof noticed something in my vision and then it came into focus hovering like 12 in. in front of my face, and i slid sideways over the side of the chair and ran away. Yea you try getting over that one.