OOT - be gentle...

[suzzer99]

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suzzler,

I hear that women like cocaine. Discuss.

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Yeah but they also like it when your wee-wee doesn't shrivel up like a vienna sausage. Discuss.

[suzzer99]

Ok found a dead ringer. ha ha

[somethingstupid]

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Do you mean they're both bad, or that e) was good and I should have asked her #?

Trust me the plug joke went over well. The last hot girl I managed to get a cold date with (about 5 years ago [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]), I actually made a Risk (the game) joke. ONLY because I wasn't even thinking about hitting on her. And it worked. Chicks need to have a nerdy sense of humor if I'm going to have any chance whatsoever.

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I originally meant they're both bad, but after reading your description I think it could have been fine. But good god man, you have to ask for her number.

[katyseagull]

Holy [censored]! Those three pics you posted are horrible. Suzzer, I think the problem here is you have very ridiculously low standards. How bad could your conversation be? You're really a pretty good looking guy.

[suzzer99]

Ok, this probably isn't too far off. Although I think the girl in this pic is probably a little cuter than my girl, and maybe a bit younger. Both have European features with nice smiles though.


(Great, my work is going to think I'm searching for a Brazillian mail-order bride on company time.)

[The Yugoslavian]

suzzer,

Mystery only talks to 10s, ldo.

As for #, you need to do an exchange. There are two extremely easy and natural ways to do this.

1) Simply hand her your phone and wait for her to put her # in. You should *expect* her to put her # in. If she is confused, then tell her to punch her number in and you'll do the same with her phone. When you punch your number into her phone, put a nickname based on the conversation, like "boot camp Matt".

2) Take a piece of paper or biz card or something. Rip it in half. Give her one half. Write your number on the other half and have her do the same. Exchange numbers. Text her in like 5-10 minutes so she has you in her phone.

Any # exchange works best after a minute or two of talking, especially if there is an interest you share to seed as an activity to do (hello running together). Just giving her yours is v weak sauce. You're asking HER to lead the relationship.

There is greater than 0% chance she will call/contact you, but it will usually be for the wrong reasons (she wants another ride/visa/help with enlilish/etc) and you will have even more work to do to get her thinking about you "like that". You want to have her number so you can talk to her again at a much higher % and .

Curtains is def not Brazilian. Jenium def is not Brazilian.

Kudos for making this like a 10/10 thread for me to read!

Yugoslav

PS Most of the crap you talk about in your analysis is COMPLETELY irrelevant and is simply in your head for retarded reasons.

[Georgia Avenue]

Hmmm, please report to this thread immediately:
make it match.com instead and you can gogogo

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sizzler,

It's unlikely to work for lots of reasons. You might have a slightly bigger chance of success if you asked for her number and even slightly bigger if you did some douchey PUA crap, but it sounds like you played it perfectly.

If she doesn't call just put it down to her being a lesbian.

Good luck.

[The Yugoslavian]

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Holy [censored]! Those three pics you posted are horrible. Suzzer, I think the problem here is you have very ridiculously low standards. How bad could your conversation be? You're really a pretty good looking guy.

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ouch

Yugoslav

[rhettoric]

In defense of suzzer, making "the call" is nerve wracking. The last time I did I finally called her two days later when I was at a strip club. It was like "oooh, boobies, I should see about getting my hands on some of those!"