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Old 08-08-2007, 11:42 PM
FoldEqu1ty FoldEqu1ty is offline
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Default Re: Things online pros can do that regular losers can\'t include:

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what about get head while playing poker...

my ex gf used to refer to these as "party jobs" when partypoker was still available =(

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just dont put the laptop on her head while shes doing it. She will get pissed trust me.

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Depends how much of a dirty whore she is. My gf would love it.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:32 AM
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Default Re: Things online pros can do that regular losers can\'t include:

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make money while taking a s---

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This is possible for the regular joe. Google 'swap.avi'

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damn you
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:37 AM
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Default Re: Things online pros can do that regular losers can\'t include:

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me: 'here' and handing a girl a twenty
her: 'whats this for?'
me: 'i dont like carrying change'

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pretty sure even money hungry [censored] would find this douchebaggy no?

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nlsoldier used to throw quarters on the ground because he knew I'd pick them up. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:40 AM
tufat23 tufat23 is offline
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Default Re: Things online pros can do that regular losers can\'t include:

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me: 'here' and handing a girl a twenty
her: 'whats this for?'
me: 'i dont like carrying change'

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pretty sure even money hungry [censored] would find this douchebaggy no?

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nlsoldier used to throw quarters on the ground because he knew I'd pick them up. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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when i was in america, any time i got change that wasnt just paper i'd throw the coins on the floor [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]


im considering doing it back in the UK, but we have £2 coins


edit: she didnt find it douchebaggy. she was actually pretty ecstatic which made it even funnier
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