August Low-Content Thread

[HOWMANY]

lol I just beat some poor soul for 3100 HU 10/20. I ran pretty well to begin and then he just lost his mind and started capping the flop and turn with his flush draws and bet/calling the river when he missed.

I might be loser for the day, but destroying this guy made me feel like a big man.

[DeathDonkey]

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I have been looking forward to making it out to the commerce for sometime to see what all the hype is about. So far my live hourly earn is in the $800-$900/hr range, so obv. very sustainable! Who plays at the commerce regularly and wants to meet up?

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<--- LDO.

-DeathDonkey

[HOWMANY]

No you have to play 75 with us today. I'm supposed to be at Ocean's to start at 7 which is going to be quite the feat, as I need to get about 10 hours of sleep in the next 5 hours. And drive to the casino.

[Vehn]

220 hours of break even at live poker against mental patients really, really sucks.

[ggbman]

Today is my day off from live poker, it's pretty booked between seeing Bourne, eating sushi, getting hammered, and bowling. But tommorow my buddy and I are definitley planning to head to the commerce so shoot me a PM if that would be workable for you and hopefully we can meet up and make some moniez in the process [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Vehn]

pretty sure me and pbob are going to be in the news soon for our murder suicide spree after we dropped a combined 100 bb in ~15 hours playing 3 handed against someone with literally an IQ of about 80. It was a massacre. Stay tuned.

Hand that pretty much defines my last 2 months: 3 handed, retard limps, pbob raises, I 3 bet AK retard 4 bets pbob calls I cap. Flop whatever I bet retard says "perfect for me" and raises pbob folds I call. Turn whatever I c/c. River Q I check retard bets and says "save your money", I fold and he flashes AQ. I could not defeat this person.

[MitchL]

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pretty sure me and pbob are going to be in the news soon for our murder suicide spree after we dropped a combined 100 bb in ~15 hours playing 3 handed against someone with literally an IQ of about 80. It was a massacre. Stay tuned.


Hand that pretty much defines my last 2 months: 3 handed, retard limps, pbob raises, I 3 bet AK retard 4 bets pbob calls I cap. Flop whatever I bet retard says "perfect for me" and raises pbob folds I call. Turn whatever I c/c. River Q I check retard bets and says "save your money", I fold and he flashes AQ. I could not defeat this person.

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Can I get in on this. Same retard has been torturing me as well.

[Vehn]

oddly after repeatedly being assreamed he apparently stumbled onto something resembling decent play in some regards as he didn't give a lot of action when he was clearly beat in several hands last night. I adjusted decently but not enough to overcome his luckboxing skills and quit at the lovely time of 8am. Whatever.. I'm sure he'll be back for the next 2 weeks until he goes permabusto and hopefully I will pick up some of his monies.. or my monies as the case may be.

[MitchL]

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oddly after repeatedly being assreamed he apparently stumbled onto something resembling decent play in some regards as he didn't give a lot of action when he was clearly beat in several hands last night. I adjusted decently but not enough to overcome his luckboxing skills and quit at the lovely time of 8am. Whatever.. I'm sure he'll be back for the next 2 weeks until he goes permabusto and hopefully I will pick up some of his monies.. or my monies as the case may be.

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He must've been coming down from his meth high. He was still playing all the way through tonight and used some of his winnings to procure a Canterbury t-shirt. My favorite hand from he played from last night was when he put 7 bets in on a K9K7 board with KQ and when the 8 came on the river he checked called, exclaiming "you must have rivered me." His opponent had K9 of course.

[Vehn]

oddly I've heard this exact story with the exact hands like 2 days ago. It really, really makes me sick tbh.