Claw Crab Meat... WTF?

[edfurlong]

Thats cooked though, I am also trying to imagine raw shelled crab. I'm thinking goo.

[wet work]

Raw would just be nasty. I think it's all steamed and pasteurized before being sold, unless you're buying live crabs to steam yourself.

[Stagger_Lee]

Fresh seafood OR no seafood - a good rule to follow.

[Thremp]

Is everyone taking [censored] stupid pills?

They're not "canned". They're in a tub. On ice. With a label that says "Eat me now, or I'll stink up your kitchen so bad."

They aren't stone crab claws. Though that is legitimate confusion.Either way they're the exact thing that wet work linked titled "cocktail claws".

They aren't steamed and pasteurized.

[Stagger_Lee]

Loose crab meat in a tub with ice?

Who would buy that? - sounds like floor scrapings.

[Popinjay]

Why not ball em up breaded and deep fry. Crab balls!

[edfurlong]

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They aren't steamed

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I think you're wrong. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Thremp]

After further inspection. I will agree with ed. Gah.

[Leaky Eye]

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haha you're a guy, and you're into....cooking so fancy you need it to be in the shape of a claw ?

SRSLY ?

hahahah, I honestly have never been a witness to this degree of fancyness from a dude.

Do you like girls ?

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First of all, you slack jawed hick, cheffing is a man's job.

Second, if he isn't buying whole live crabs he's not fancy.

[Thremp]

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haha you're a guy, and you're into....cooking so fancy you need it to be in the shape of a claw ?

SRSLY ?

hahahah, I honestly have never been a witness to this degree of fancyness from a dude.

Do you like girls ?

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First of all, you slack jawed hick, cheffing is a man's job.

Second, if he isn't buying whole live crabs he's not fancy.

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I wanted quasi-feking finger foods.

This has also prompted me to go into absurdo monkey tilt and spew $1500 today. DIE DIE DIE DIE