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Old 07-17-2007, 06:03 PM
The once and future king The once and future king is offline
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Default Re: Death Star vs. U.S.S. Enterprise

The Death Star would start out ahead, until the Enterprise crew reconfigured the neutrino array. I have never seen the crew of any Star Wars star ship reconfigure the neutrino array, thus they are doomed to lose any battle with a ship from the Star Trek universe.

Reconfiguring the neutrino array ftw.

Would Darths Jedi mind tricks work on Spock?
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Old 07-17-2007, 06:46 PM
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Default Re: Death Star vs. U.S.S. Enterprise

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Nope.
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:38 PM
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Default Re: Death Star vs. U.S.S. Enterprise

Does the Empire have any alien megababes that Kirk can seduce?

Can Spock mind-meld with Vader to learn the secrets of the force?

CAan Scotty figure out how the damn thing defy's the laws of physics and destroys planets?

i think the answer to 2 of 3 is yes.
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Old 07-17-2007, 09:40 PM
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Default Re: Death Star vs. U.S.S. Enterprise

The Death Star is big, lumbering, but packs a huge wallop, kind of like a baseball bat.

The Enterprise is small, fast, and can fire phasers with great precision while traveling faster than the speed of light, kind of like a knife.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
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Old 07-17-2007, 09:41 PM
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Default Re: Death Star vs. U.S.S. Enterprise

A Star Destroyer vs Enterprise is the real battle (just like in the link posted earlier).

DS vs Enterprise is like Belgium attacking China.

BTW, the turbolasers on the DS would keep the Enterprise at a distance until the turbolaser would do the final blow. The fault of the Enterprise is that the shuttle craft it has in it's bays are useless in this battle. Do they even have weapons?
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:10 PM
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Default Re: Death Star vs. U.S.S. Enterprise

For anyone that really wants to get their nerd on, here you go
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:12 PM
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Default Re: Death Star vs. U.S.S. Enterprise

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The Death Star is big, lumbering, but packs a huge wallop, kind of like a baseball bat.

The Enterprise is small, fast, and can fire phasers with great precision while traveling faster than the speed of light, kind of like a knife.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

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nh
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:53 PM
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SIMPSONS DID IT!!
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:08 PM
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The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:15 PM
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Lol, that's awesome.

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