My waitress was cute. Uh oh.

[pergesu]

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Agree with those saying that her mentioning of the bar was a wide-open opportunity.
Seriously, that's just weird that you couldn't seem to go ANYWHERE with this when you felt she was giving you signals.

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Guy: Man, boneless buffalo wings sure are great!
Girl: Speaking of great, there's a bar around here with great drink specials
Guy: Those bones sure get in the way
Girl: *idiot*

[Taso]

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Agree with those saying that her mentioning of the bar was a wide-open opportunity.
Seriously, that's just weird that you couldn't seem to go ANYWHERE with this when you felt she was giving you signals.

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Guy: Man, boneless buffalo wings sure are great!
Girl: Speaking of great, there's a bar around here with great drink specials
Guy: Those bones sure get in the way
Girl: *idiot*

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hahaha. Yeah, that's about right.

[xxThe_Lebowskixx]

go back tomorrow. say to her "hey want to go out this friday?" then leave rejected or with a date for friday...

this seems pretty straight forward...

[danzasmack]

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Blah. OOT always amazes me. I like the part about how I'm socially inept because I'm not sure if it's appropriate to ask someone out while they are working. Especially considering the people it's coming from [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Anyway, it's apparent here that the overwhelming consensus says asking them out while they are working is fair game, and I suppose I should have done that.

Oh well. Knowledge is power, I suppose.

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No, it's not fair game.

Go back and ask her when she gets off work. Don't ask anything else you don't want to seem desperate. In fact, besides this question, try to seem like you don't want to talk to her. Chicks love that stuff.

Then when she gets off work, be standing outside. Quietly follow her to her car (if you are in a city, to the subway, etc.) Grab her left shoulder if she is a lefty, right if a right (write this down when you get your next meal, make a super complicated order so she has to write it down). Then say "hello, remember me?" If she is startled don't be shy, she is aroused, chicks love surprises (lesson 2).

Aggressively pull your cell phone out of your pockets and just say "number?" You will bag those digits then for sure.

When you walk away, don't turn around (doesn't want to see your heart breakin'). No but seriously keep your eyes on her the whole time and let her know she means the world to you. Chicks love that stuff. Then you can make sex with her but be careful you might have to take her on a date.

Also, don't leave a tip the 2nd time, do you want her to feel like a whore? Like you are paying her for sex? If you do leave a tip leave a huge one, like $5 on an $8 meal. In other words 60%+, unless the meal is like $15 because that's ridiculous.

Also, bring a journal and 2 poetry books. Chicks love that [censored]. Even if you have to date them.

[econophile]

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Then when she gets off work, be standing outside. Quietly follow her to her car (if you are in a city, to the subway, etc.) Grab her left shoulder if she is a lefty, right if a right (write this down when you get your next meal, make a super complicated order so she has to write it down). Then say "hello, remember me?" If she is startled don't be shy, she is aroused, chicks love surprises (lesson 2).



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YOU GONNA GET MACED!

[danzasmack]

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Then when she gets off work, be standing outside. Quietly follow her to her car (if you are in a city, to the subway, etc.) Grab her left shoulder if she is a lefty, right if a right (write this down when you get your next meal, make a super complicated order so she has to write it down). Then say "hello, remember me?" If she is startled don't be shy, she is aroused, chicks love surprises (lesson 2).



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YOU GONNA GET MACED!

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It happens. But she'll feel so terrible after hurting you, knowing your intentions were pure. Think Back to the Future. You're her density.

[MicroBob]

I tried to find a flaw in this advice but I couldn't.
It's all perfect. Definitely do this.

The only issue could be if your cell-phone is a cheap piece-o-crap and not 'balla' enough. If that's the case then whe you aggressively pull it out and say, "number" she will just look at the phone and then at you and laugh at which point the gig will be over.

If you have one of those super-attractive cell-phone holder-clip thingees on your belt then you're in!!!

[mbillie1]

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Agree with those saying that her mentioning of the bar was a wide-open opportunity.
Seriously, that's just weird that you couldn't seem to go ANYWHERE with this when you felt she was giving you signals.

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Guy: Man, boneless buffalo wings sure are great!
Girl: Speaking of great, there's a bar around here with great drink specials
Guy: Those bones sure get in the way
Girl: *idiot*

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This pretty much sums up the situation here.

[sightless]

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Go back, flirt a little then say:

"Hey you seem like a interesting girl, give me your phone number."

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No, no, it can't possibly be easy. The correct play is for him to worship her from afar and masturbate to her regularly while softly weeping. Then get a job in the sanitation industry and spend the rest of his life living in quiet desperation.

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yup

[El Diablo]

OP,

I just recently picked up a waitress at lunch. Went like this:

Me: "You must get awfully tired by the end of your shift"

Her: (nodding)

Me: "Do you ever get a chance to go on vacation?"

Her: I wish!

Me: "If you were to take a real vacation in your ideal spot, what would it be like?"

Her: She described a vacation in Hawaii. I then talked about the awesome beaches and the great water, and she agreed.

Me: "Let me ask you something else. You know that feeling you have when you get home after a hard day of work and all you can think about is stripping off your clothes and sliding into a hot bath or taking a shower? Which do you prefer? A Bath or a shower?"

Her: "Bath"

Me: "You know how sometimes, before you even get in, you imagine the heat just working its way through every part of your body and then you actually slide in, and that warmth just takes you and you surrender to it?"

Her: Oh yes, totally.

Me: "What's your name?"

Her: "Kristi"

Me: "Well, Kristi, it's really been fun talking to you. It's too bad that we won't get the chance to do it again without all these distractions and interruptions."

Her: Oh wow, totally, that would be great.

Me: "Maybe we could meet for coffee sometime. Like tomorrow?"

Her: Sounds great. Actually, I get off at 4 today if you're free! <writes down number>

Grabbed coffee that afternoon, got a BJ in the bathroom, then took her back to my place and banged.