Variance : Having my first crush

[Wondercall]

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Beat : I'm too much of a pussy to ask her out

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commit hara-kiri now, srsly

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I did manage to get her number but she is going on holiday for 2 weeks

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beat british ppl say holiday
double beat you're british

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[kolotoure]

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write her a note and pass it to her in class

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lol. Maybe I should get Goofy to write her a letter

[holdme]

kolo, pics d00d

[kolotoure]

When she gets back from Cyprus I will get pics

[King_S]

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dog i had sex at ten, she was a model too, like, 24 i think, she wanted a relationship but i just couldn't get tied down like that

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Wow.. thats.. thats kinda creepy.. She was 12, lived next door. We used to watch her brothers porno movies after school by ourselves while her parents were at work and her brother was at football practice, dont know why.. One day, she's like "Wanna [censored]?" and I said "Yea" so we did. Then I didn't have anymore sex until I was 15. Sad.

~Mike

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The Strip Club Bouncer...?

[tiger_hall]

srsly u need to get out and explore the women.. first crush at 18 is bad.. stop being such a pussy
ask her to go for a meal this is when you will find out if she likes you.. stop being a ghey and grow some balls
I BELIEVE IN YOU KOLO

[kolotoure]

ok will ask her when she gets back

[prodonkey]

I think he meant his first crush on a girl.

[tiger_hall]

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dont be a pussy and back out... that would be ghey.. and would have to change your tag to "the ghey of BBV"

[IronFly]

I almost didn't open this damn thread. But then I thought to myself, "no middle schoolers post in BBV4L". So it can't be someone experiencing their first crush, it has to be someone who's finally dating their first crush, perhaps many years later after a funny reunion/meeting story.

Full of hope and joy for my BBV4Lyfe Brother, I opened this thread expecting a tale of incredible coincidences and macktastic wonder that would inspire even Goofyballer to new heights of pimpage.

I leave it broken and shattered, a shadow of my former self. If I keep reading this forum, I know I will eventually knuckle under and succumb to the EMO, just like Pattdown.