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06-15-2007, 05:16 PM
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Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s N
in a week i'll be out there. we'll go out with this kid. i will refuse to call him by his real name and simply call him Tommy the whole time, regardless of how many times corrected. Until he finds it funny at which point i will ask him his real name and tell him that's a stupid name. Also, i will spill 4 drinks on him, 3 of which i will blame on him, the 4th on jay. I will also sit akwardly close to him at all times. We will rig credit card roullette and he will be forced to pay the bill. I will put buttered bread in his pocket, and later, when he discovers it, call him a fatty.
If this does not amuse you, i would just tell him to set it up again, promise a $20k finders fee if he can get 4 people to show up this time, and then, obv, not show up. 
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#33
06-15-2007, 06:01 PM
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Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s N
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in a week i'll be out there. we'll go out with this kid. i will refuse to call him by his real name and simply call him Tommy the whole time, regardless of how many times corrected. Until he finds it funny at which point i will ask him his real name and tell him that's a stupid name. Also, i will spill 4 drinks on him, 3 of which i will blame on him, the 4th on jay. I will also sit akwardly close to him at all times. We will rig credit card roullette and he will be forced to pay the bill. I will put buttered bread in his pocket, and later, when he discovers it, call him a fatty. If this does not amuse you, i would just tell him to set it up again, promise a $20k finders fee if he can get 4 people to show up this time, and then, obv, not show up. [/ QUOTE ] winnar
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#37
06-15-2007, 06:57 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] you guys are too smart to think this was ever actually going to happen as described. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ]
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#38
06-15-2007, 06:58 PM
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Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s N
Tell him you know a hot poker pro in town for the WSOP, perfect for him.
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#39
06-15-2007, 07:05 PM
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you guys are too smart to think this was ever actually going to happen as described. [/ QUOTE ] We were obvoiusly skeptical of his overly outlandish claims about these people, but we figured the worst case scenario is getting 4 random people for 100k buy-in game.
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#40
06-15-2007, 07:14 PM
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Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s N
The next time there is a big fight in Vegas, tell your friend that you hook him up with 2 ringside seats for $1K, which you need in advance. Take said money, and keep telling how awesome the seats are gonna be, what a great fight it's gonna be, etc. etc. When he asks for the tix, of course you keep telling him to trust you, they are on their way, they're gonna be soooo sweeeeet, etc. etc.
On the day of the fight, you meet up with him, return his $1K, and give him a pair of tickets to a Las Vegas Wranglers (minor league baseball) game. You apologize, "I'm sorry dude. I guess my connections in this city aren't anywhere close to what I thought they were."
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