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Old 06-15-2007, 02:34 AM
rothko rothko is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

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what was in the closet?

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tom cruise

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take that back
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:36 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

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Kindly educate your parents that your sexual preference is a result of genetics, which you inherited from them.

They are mad basically because you don't want to get a girl pregnant and spread the family genes. LOL at humans and how we are tools for the DNA! We don't even know what we are. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Disown them FTW [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Gay sexuality is something that is developed throught your life, something that inst heretible because it would biologically reduce human fitness levels, so i dont know how well this will work.

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autism is hereditary, yet it reduces human fitness. note that i am NOT comparing being gay to being autistic, but there are plenty of hereditary things which do not directly benefit human fitness.
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:40 AM
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i told my parents today that i was gay. a huge fight ensued and they said that they would disown me if i didn't "straighten up". i'm so confused. what should i do 2+2??

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What year is this? Seriously

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2007

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2007: the year of BBV serious bidness.

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no, actually

2007: the year of the pig

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Damn it's the pig already? Time flies.
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:43 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

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i told my parents today that i was gay. a huge fight ensued and they said that they would disown me if i didn't "straighten up". i'm so confused. what should i do 2+2??

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What year is this? Seriously

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2007

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2007: the year of BBV serious bidness.

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no, actually

2007: the year of the pig

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Damn it's the pig already? Time flies.

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so will the year of bbv serious bidness be when pigs fly?
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:14 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

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Gay sexuality is something that is developed throught your life, something that inst heretible because it would biologically reduce human fitness levels, so i dont know how well this will work.

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Your understanding of genetics and heredity is astounding.

Back on topic, how old are you? If you're 21+, what your parents think doesn't matter. If you're still dependent on them financially, just smooth it out until you're not.
You can't really change old people.
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:28 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

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Kindly educate your parents that your sexual preference is a result of genetics, which you inherited from them.

They are mad basically because you don't want to get a girl pregnant and spread the family genes. LOL at humans and how we are tools for the DNA! We don't even know what we are. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Disown them FTW [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Gay sexuality is something that is developed throught your life, something that inst heretible because it would biologically reduce human fitness levels, so i dont know how well this will work.

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being stupid enough to believe that probably reduces the likelyhood your genes reproducing, but you somehow managed to be born.
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:30 AM
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You should tell them that, as a gay person, you're just not comfortable with the fact that your parents have remained committed to heterosexuality. Insist they separate and become gay themselves, or you just won't feel comfortable around them anymore. Tough love.

Also, Weir, WTF, good lord man

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youre an idiot

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Be quiet, little boy.
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:30 AM
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Kindly educate your parents that your sexual preference is a result of genetics, which you inherited from them.

They are mad basically because you don't want to get a girl pregnant and spread the family genes. LOL at humans and how we are tools for the DNA! We don't even know what we are. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Disown them FTW [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Gay sexuality is something that is developed throught your life, something that inst heretible because it would biologically reduce human fitness levels, so i dont know how well this will work.

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LOL no.
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:47 AM
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Old 06-15-2007, 04:08 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

Man, what kind of parents would hate their child for being happy?
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