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[Ryanj37]

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I have had my chat banned for a month and then "permanently"

I wrote a letter asking for it back ... blah blah... they said ok but to make sure it wouldn't happen again

I told someone I hoped they drove their car off a [censored] cliff and didn't quite die but broke many [censored] bones as possible and after dragging their half-dead [censored] body to the [censored] hospital they finally made it to the ER after the worst pain in their entire [censored] life and then died at the [censored] doorstep to the hospital and that i would be walking by and [censored] piss all over his dead body... or something like that

I was drunk and told poker stars in the email... they said i could have my chat back, but don't let it happen again

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Awesome.

[Nina]

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Hello,

We have received a complaint regarding your use of inappropriate
language at our tables. After reviewing the chat log (see below),
and based on your prior warnings and/or revocations, it was
decided to permanently remove your chat privileges. Your language
was highly offensive and completely unacceptable.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
can feel comfortable. Foul language and abuse of other players takes
away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be permitted.

Regards,

Dan C
PokerStars Support Team

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I think you lost all your credibility with that notorious hand a couple of weeks ago...

[Josem]

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this is y I turn my chat off or else Id have my chat permannantly remoeved from every site

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yeah, it would suck if you couldn't chat.

[PartyScout]

nah...play more tables=No time to chat [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

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Hello,

POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot


Regards,
Dan C
PokerStars Support Team

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[BowToYourSensei]

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Hello,

POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot


Regards,
Dan C
PokerStars Support Team

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i gotta tell ya, i think the AK hand is MILES worse/funnier than this

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

Haven't seen that one myself.

[BowToYourSensei]

PokerStars Game #10270536485: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/06/04 - 16:58:27 (ET)
Table 'Himalia' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: traveller ($1116.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Stack Me ($966 in chips)
Seat 5: AbsoluteAces ($1640.25 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($2693.50 in chips)
Seat 7: azz9 ($272.50 in chips)
Seat 9: PokerSkiBum ($1514.05 in chips)
azz9: posts small blind $5
PokerSkiBum: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gambler2k4 [Kd As]
traveller: folds
Stack Me: folds
AbsoluteAces: folds
gambler2k4: raises $30 to $40
azz9: folds
PokerSkiBum: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [8s 3h 8h]
PokerSkiBum: checks
gambler2k4: bets $60
PokerSkiBum: raises $140 to $200
gambler2k4: calls $140
*** TURN *** [8s 3h 8h] [7s]
PokerSkiBum: bets $330
gambler2k4: calls $330
*** RIVER *** [8s 3h 8h 7s] [9s]
AbsoluteAces is sitting out
PokerSkiBum: bets $944.05 and is all-in
AbsoluteAces leaves the table
gambler2k4: calls $944.05
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PokerSkiBum: shows [7d 7c] (a full house, Sevens full of Eights)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
PokerSkiBum collected $3030.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3033.10 | Rake $3
Board [8s 3h 8h 7s 9s]
Seat 1: traveller folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Stack Me folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: AbsoluteAces folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 (button) mucked [Kd As]
Seat 7: azz9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: PokerSkiBum (big blind) showed [7d 7c] and won ($3030.10) with a full house, Sevens full of Eights

[MaxRaises]

Gambler2K4 got his chat banned while playing Play Money?

[rothko]

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BTYS delivers, THIS IS RARE.

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well, what can i say, even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut

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word is, you've found quite a few nuts. amirite?