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#31
06-04-2007, 05:20 AM
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Re: Going to make sexytime on hot jewgirl
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5) rate her as a kisser... she gets 3 tries. First one gets 6/10, next one gets 7/10, next one gets 9/10... at which point you have to pry her off of you within a little while. [/ QUOTE ] So, you are a virgin? 
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#32
06-04-2007, 05:24 AM
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Re: Going to make sexytime on hot jewgirl
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[ QUOTE ] 5) rate her as a kisser... she gets 3 tries. First one gets 6/10, next one gets 7/10, next one gets 9/10... at which point you have to pry her off of you within a little while. [/ QUOTE ] So, you are a virgin? [/ QUOTE ] yes but only because of how hideously deformed I am. If I were to post a pic of myself id be banned for indecency. However upon reaching my 28th birthday not too long ago, I decided that I would succumb to temptation and pursue happiness. Besides all that, the kissing thing works well if you arent 2p2 fkktard doing it.
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#33
06-04-2007, 05:32 AM
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Re: Going to make sexytime on hot jewgirl
TBH your entire post reads like "I am extremely bad with women" and I can not imagining this plan working on a girl any older then 16.
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#34
06-04-2007, 05:35 AM
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Re: Going to make sexytime on hot jewgirl
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TBH your entire post reads like "I am extremely bad with women" and I can not imagining this plan working on a girl any older then 16. [/ QUOTE ] girls will act how you expect them to act. If you take charge and treat them like a horny 18 yr old, they will act like a horny 18 yr old.
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#35
06-04-2007, 05:41 AM
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Re: Going to make sexytime on hot jewgirl
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[ QUOTE ] TBH your entire post reads like "I am extremely bad with women" and I can not imagining this plan working on a girl any older then 16. [/ QUOTE ] girls will act how you expect them to act. If you take charge and treat them like a horny 18 yr old, they will act like a horny 18 yr old. [/ QUOTE ] That doesn't work with my gf TBH!
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#36
06-04-2007, 05:46 AM
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Re: Going to make sexytime on hot jewgirl
Hey overfloater, I really dont beleive you are a 28 year old virgin, I think ur levelling.
But just in case you actually are that way, consider the following. I am a 30 year old doofus who lives with his parents. I have had all sorts of crazy sex with all sorts of chicks, but I'm a doofus nonetheless. My advice is just get her in ur place and dominate her and talk to her like she's [censored] while simultaneously doing ur guitar artist sensitive act and u should be inside her p****y no problem.
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#37
06-04-2007, 05:56 AM
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Re: Going to make sexytime on hot jewgirl
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] TBH your entire post reads like "I am extremely bad with women" and I can not imagining this plan working on a girl any older then 16. [/ QUOTE ] girls will act how you expect them to act. If you take charge and treat them like a horny 18 yr old, they will act like a horny 18 yr old. [/ QUOTE ] That doesn't work with my gf TBH! [/ QUOTE ] then she wears the pants. this isnt an advice thread. You guys dont have to believe. But if she ends up coming over (high chance), I will run that line or sometihng very similar, and it will work.
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#38
06-04-2007, 06:09 AM
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Re: Going to make sexytime on hot jewgirl
This thread was way funnier until I realized OP was just leveling. Too bad. OP, next time remember that cocky PUA-types don't admit that they're all 28 year old virgins on the internet.
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#40
06-04-2007, 09:51 AM
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Re: Going to make sexytime on hot jewgirl
FWIW, I've NEVER had GOOD SEX with a jew girl.
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