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Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend
moved furniture. Ate BBQ and chicken fingers. Screw people who don't like chicken fingers. They're delicious.
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Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend
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moved furniture. Ate BBQ and chicken fingers. Screw people who don't like chicken fingers. They're delicious. [/ QUOTE ] I can't possibly comprehend how someone could dislike chicken fingers. |
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Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend
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[ QUOTE ] moved furniture. Ate BBQ and chicken fingers. Screw people who don't like chicken fingers. They're delicious. [/ QUOTE ] I can't possibly comprehend how someone could dislike chicken fingers. [/ QUOTE ] BBQ=Awesome Chicken Fingers = pwn BBQ Chicken Fingers = Orgasmic |
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Screw people who don't like chicken fingers. They're delicious. [/ QUOTE ] fried food = manly |
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Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend
I chopped some wood and then built stuff with my barehands.
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Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend
Actually I beat up these 4 girls and then sex'd their boyfriends in front of them.
I had my wisdom teeth removed and then sat around all weekend bleeding, it has been 36 hours and I am still spitting up blood. |
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Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend
last weekend ex and girl Ive been sexin both came to my memorial day bbq. 2 kegs were at the bbq. Ex went through text messages but gets over it fast. We ditch the bbq (I have roomates) and go see 28 weeks later; explosions and guns. Even though we didnt really have much of a fight, we had incredible make up seckz. I may have cuddled.
This weekend I didnt do much, but ex is no longer visiting. At the bbq I barely said anything to fckbuddy girl. Pretty much ignored her. She called me this weekend. My penis is obv very big and bitches just cant get enough of it. edit: oh and when we returend from the movies about 4 hours later, the bbq was dying down, maybe 10-15 people left. fckbuddy girl is passed out on the couch. Possibly just innocently passed out but also possibly she was hoping that she caused a big fight and I would come home alone so she could have more of my massive man meat. |
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Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend
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[ QUOTE ] I beat someone up... thats pretty manly, amirite? I also did sex with a girl (and didnt cuddle after) [/ QUOTE ] A+ to this weekend, especially if you sexed up the guy you beat up's girl [/ QUOTE ] lol it was his ex-girlfriend |
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Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend
I got drunk, did a lot of blow had teh secks (beat: with my girlfriend, brag: whose apartment I am mooching because finding my own apartment is a lot of work), ate nothing but the following:
Burger w/ steak fries Chicken wings Chicken fingers w/ regular fries Arby's 5 for $5.95 (2x curly fries, 2x mozz stix, 1x potato cakes) Stole a bottle of tequila from a bar and sort of got away with it (ran away from angry bartender, probably can't go back to that bar) Kicked a baby in the face |
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Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend
obv too much coke, you dont eat enough.
coke is not manly, sorry. |
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