Dear Bison 2007: Spanish for taco

[NhlNut]

OP,
Were those guys on FTP really bots?

[NoahSD]

bisonbison,
What's the greatest thing to say ever?

What's the second greatest?

Are you in a band?

If so, what's it's name? If not, what would it be if you had it?

Does poker suck? Do you play poker?

What do most first years at a hedge fund spend most of their time doing?

I have to leave my dorm at about 9:00 AM tomorrow to fly home for the summer. It's 4 PM here now. What time should I start packing?

[Anacardo]

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Will Anacardo find happiness in 2007?

There's oxygen in a lungful of water.

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I don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

[Ghazban]

Dear Bison,

I'm moving across the country alone to a city where I don't know anybody and I have no job lined up yet. Is this wise?

[RiverFenix]

I have a female friend who just started working in some marketing department at Google in NYC. Will you ever get the chance to sexually harass her?

[gumpzilla]

Dear Bison,

What ended up happening with those interview questions?

What's your favorite OOT thread of the past 6 months?

[rbdog]

Is there a proper raincoat that can be worn without looking totally dooshy?

[bisonbison]

What is the daddy mack of all lines to cold approach a woman with in a bar?

"Hi, you're cute, can I buy you a drink?"

or

"Hi, I noticed your APPROACH INVITATION and couldn't help but NEG HIT. Really? DISPLAY HIGH VALUE, but it'd be fun to STATEMENT OF INTENT. We could SOCIAL PROOF but SELF POINT INSTANT VALUE DISPLAY. ANCHOR RAPPORT RAPPORT F CLOSE."

[bisonbison]

Which hand do you prefer when you rub and tug?

Right.

[bisonbison]

Which is more authentic? Corn taco shells or flour taco shells.

Corn, but shells? Soft tacos for life.