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Old 05-15-2007, 08:45 PM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

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All girls like touching their own breasts.

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This is easy to learn without porn.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:45 PM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

If a girl tells me she has a surprise, she probably has a bigger dick than me.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:47 PM
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girls know how to capitalize on sex because they are clearly the star in every porn and get paid for it

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LOL
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:49 PM
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Girls moan constantly, even when not being touched or touching themselves. When men come or are about to come, girls reach their own loud climaxes, again even if not being touched or touching themselves.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:49 PM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

all lesbians are hot
girls love the taste of plastic dildos
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:56 PM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

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Girls moan constantly, even when not being touched or touching themselves. When men come or are about to come, girls reach their own loud climaxes, again even if not being touched or touching themselves.

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To expand on this, girls get off a tremendous amount and moan very loudly in extreme pleasure when taking a load all over their face.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:58 PM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

When a girl uses a strap-on to have sex with another girl, the rubber somehow connects with their nervous system thereby giving them immense sexual pleasure with each thrust.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:00 PM
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That there are guys out there who get off on some really sick [censored].
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:05 PM
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Any girl can be picked up, and given enough time in the van, will have unprotected sex with complete strangers.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:24 PM
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girls know how to capitalize on sex because they are clearly the star in every porn and get paid for it

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You're obviously unacquainted with guys like Max Hardcore
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