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Old 05-08-2007, 03:32 AM
Ryanski Ryanski is offline
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I just want to post because I can't get past the fact that you keep using back-quotes (`) instead of apostrophes (').

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I know it`s pretty awful. I screwed my keyboard up somehow, which is why I can`t use questions marks. Sorry.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:34 AM
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Wait, so you have a 8----- instead of a 8-----D ?

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This could very well be the best reply in the thread.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:36 AM
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:38 AM
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Wait, so you have a 8----- instead of a 8-----D ?

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This could very well be the best reply in the thread.

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Yes that`s basically the jist of it. The other possibility of course is that I was not circumsized, and this is simply the result of some [censored]-up birth defect. However, at the tip at the end, there is a semi-visible scar, incision-like, that seems to point to a botched-up circumcision. Hopefully a doctor in the next few days can say for sure.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:38 AM
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wtf. Is this for real? I had to google glans becuase I figured he meant glands, ie balls. I guess you learn something new everyday. OP, google uncircumcised penis, if yours looks like that, then you were not circumsized, if while looking at the picture, yours moves, you are gay, if it doesnt you are straight.

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Very real unfortunately. I have no foreskin(at least skin that retracts and uncovers the glans), just skin covering whatever the hell is underneath obv. I have a weird piss hole too, that you can`t find on any google images.

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OK, this is gonna sound really weird, but there is a 5% chance that it could be helpful. I'm uncircumcised, and when I was a kid, my foreskin was "stuck" to my glans. When I started whacking it, it eventually peeled to normal. Maybe you have the same problem?
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:41 AM
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Wait, so you have a 8----- instead of a 8-----D ?

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This could very well be the best reply in the thread.

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Yes that`s basically the jist of it. The other possibility of course is that I was not circumsized, and this is simply the result of some [censored]-up birth defect. However, at the tip at the end, there is a semi-visible scar, incision-like, that seems to point to a botched-up circumcision. Hopefully a doctor in the next few days can say for sure.

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I think you'll be able to sue someone if this is the case.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:44 AM
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Explanation plz?
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:45 AM
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wtf. Is this for real? I had to google glans becuase I figured he meant glands, ie balls. I guess you learn something new everyday. OP, google uncircumcised penis, if yours looks like that, then you were not circumsized, if while looking at the picture, yours moves, you are gay, if it doesnt you are straight.

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Very real unfortunately. I have no foreskin(at least skin that retracts and uncovers the glans), just skin covering whatever the hell is underneath obv. I have a weird piss hole too, that you can`t find on any google images.

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OK, this is gonna sound really weird, but there is a 5% chance that it could be helpful. I'm uncircumcised, and when I was a kid, my foreskin was "stuck" to my glans. When I started whacking it, it eventually peeled to normal. Maybe you have the same problem?

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Yum.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:49 AM
Ryanski Ryanski is offline
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wtf. Is this for real? I had to google glans becuase I figured he meant glands, ie balls. I guess you learn something new everyday. OP, google uncircumcised penis, if yours looks like that, then you were not circumsized, if while looking at the picture, yours moves, you are gay, if it doesnt you are straight.

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Very real unfortunately. I have no foreskin(at least skin that retracts and uncovers the glans), just skin covering whatever the hell is underneath obv. I have a weird piss hole too, that you can`t find on any google images.

[/ QUOTE ]

OK, this is gonna sound really weird, but there is a 5% chance that it could be helpful. I'm uncircumcised, and when I was a kid, my foreskin was "stuck" to my glans. When I started whacking it, it eventually peeled to normal. Maybe you have the same problem?

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Ya, I know what you`re saying. This was also a thought at one point for me, that the glans is underneath. The only problem is that there is no bulge anywhere, suggesting no glans. I wish this were the case. Maybe there is still like 0.5% chance, maybe 5% would be nice [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img], that when I see the doctor something like this will be the case.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:50 AM
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Are you asian?
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