Time for better thread: HOW DID YOU MAKE YOUR FIRST MONEY?

[Lurker.]

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I've never seen this porn of which you speak. Lurker, plz sell me some tapes, I care to partake! Also, pics of the aforementioned fat chick would both delight and intrigue me.

gogogo

Also, serious answer to op's questions, I've never even had a job before and don't look to in the immediate future. I tried to play poker before, but I suck at it and can barely beat 10 and 25NL.

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sorry, i'm retired bro.

[4_2_it]

Mowing lawns when I was 12 or 13. I got $8-$10 per lawn.

[T-God]

I had a paper route. It was for a [censored] Sunday paper that everyone got for free and some flyers throughout the week. I did a very, very, very poor job.

[doubLe a tom]

I made my first monies by saying "hey ma, toss me some billz, yo!"

[Lurker.]

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I made my first monies by saying "hey ma, toss me some billz, yo!"

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come to think of it, so did i. holla!

[Mr. Mexican]

stealing ti-89 calculators from the rich kids, and selling them on ebay

[doubLe a tom]

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stealing ti-89 calculators from the rich kids, and selling them on ebay

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ban and deport.

[im a model]

when i was like 8 this old guy used to pay me to put on a leotard and eat popsicles in his basement while he watched. he would just sit in a chair with a blanket over himself and scratch his leg really fast. he said my dancing made his leg itchy. whatever, ten bucks and free popsicles for me yo.

[ipot]

talking to the accountant on aim

[cwes]

making mspaintable versions of pooptoad images.