How do I ask someone to be a groomsmen?

[IggyWH]

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The best man, traditionally is asked in the same manner you asked your bride to be.

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You mean I got to utter out a stupid phrase to him that I'll regret for the rest of my life because I'm feeling euphoric after I blew a load into him?

[4_2_it]

OP,

Singing Barbershop Quartet Telegram FTW

[oddjob]

don't listen to these guys. they dont' know what they're talking about.

it's a special moment for you and them.

first, i'd treat them to a special day, maybe a spa day. or you guys can get your hair and nails done together. try to hold back the tears as you ask them, as it might get too emotional.

make sure you don't wear heels that day, cause the overwhelming joy and excitment of the moment, may cause you all to jump and down, possibly breaking one of your ankles.

then you can spend the rest of the day flipping through magazines, looking at groomsman outfits to match yours.

[CrazyEyez]

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Will you be my groomsman?

Check:

[ ] Yes [ ] No

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winner

[Tyler Durden]

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On the scoreboard at a baseball game would be pretty [censored] sweet.

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i literally LOLed. Very nice.